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Bain/Apparition/Wraith/RtmC/blickyimpersonator: you complain noone (sic) has an answer for you. Perhaps, if you expect an answer, you should try asking a question. I assume the post you're referring to is this one:

"Who coined "disinterested observer"
Those here use the phrase as if quoting me but if your quoting anyone it's yourselves. Should I expect anything else from people who live in their own little worlds?"

Now: the first bit might, possibly, have been intended as a question. However, those of us educated in English understand that question are denoted by the following squiggle ? We call it a "question mark", and the clue is in the name. If you don't put one on the end of your sentences, we are forced to assume that they are simply more of your illiterate drivel, rather than questions. You therefore cannot complain that noone (sic) has answered them, d'you see?

As for the second question - the one WITH the question mark - this is something we adults call a "rhetorical question". This is something that, although it is phrased as a question, complete with punctuation, is in fact something completely different. A rhetorical question is not a request for information, and deliberately REQUIRES no answer. It is instead a way of making a point, the point in this case being a rather weak insult.

No charge for this lesson. Do try to pay a little more attention.

Della/Adelaide/Adele/Debbie/Annie: I'm not agitated on grounds of vanity, dear. I *know* I'm 35, and there's photographic evidence for anyone to see. And if you've seen the photograph, you'd know vanity was a bit pointless

What agitates me, if you can call it that, is your deliberate f*****g pig-ignorance. You KNOW how old I am, and yet you persist in this fantasy that I am somebody else, someone 20 years older, in much the same way that you persisted in the fantasy that "Adele" was someone else, and persisted in the teeth of the evidence that blickybadger was somehow harassing you, instead of being the victim of your son's inept harassment.

I don't mind people who are ignorant. They can be educated. What really bakes my noodle is people like you - people who are ignorant and PROUD of it, people are ignorant and actively want to stay that way. If ever there was a waste of oxygen...

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It dont agitate me tickles me Hoo.

Watching Della try to wriggle out of the fact she was just wrong about Ferrettbro playing rugby is mildly amusing. If you look at it the right way.

Like when she insists she is not a racist then mentions "race" as if its real totally rpoving how wrong she is. You can only laugh at that level of ignorance. When She actually starts to learn she might acheive the intelligence to be irritating but she's still way off that.

She cant learn because she doesnt want to learn anything from what people say.

Lets leave Della to he role in this global village

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Rubbish, and you know it."

That is precisely the sort of thing which rules out having a reasoned debate with you, Della.

Whether you're now happy to admit it or not, you DID deceive people that "Adele" was not you, DID persist in the fantasy that "she" was your sister, DID persist in the fantasy that she had stopped using h2g2 because she'd been "driven out". Calling that assertion rubbish is simply yet another in your litany of lies. This is why your reputation here, such as it ever was, is in tatters. You're a proven, unapologetic, revisionist liar. Not an insult - a statement of provable fact. And you're STILL at it, still not learning.

I can do reasoned debate, Della. Just not with you. And the problem, as many other people have pointed out, is not on my end. Think about that.

(Who am I kidding, you're not going to think about it at all.)

H.

Yes Adelaide, intelligent language like
"is your deliberate f**king pig-ignorance" really shows his level doesn't it? His rage is showing.

But the real question remains. What does this say about his followers?

"Now: the first bit might, possibly, have been intended as a question. However, those of us educated in English understand that question are denoted by the following squiggle ? We call it a "question mark", and the clue is in the name. If you don't put one on the end of your sentences, we are forced to assume that they are simply more of your illiterate drivel, rather than questions. You therefore cannot complain that noone (sic) has answered them, d'you see?"

Translation: I have nothing, please look somewhere else.

Hmm what was that phrase you used. Purile evasion?
You're looking as pathetic as poor blatherskite.

Rage?

Again with the projection, just like your brother and mother. I haven't the *energy* for rage, apart from anything else.

If you must ascribe an emotion to what I have to say to you, or your mother, then please get it right - it's despair. Despair at your ignorance, despair at your delight in that ignorance, despair, to be quite honest, at your continued existence. I wish you no ill will, any of you, per se, I just think it's a terrible shame that there are people like you. It takes all sorts to make a world, it seems, it just depresses the hell out of me that it seems to take so damn many like you.

I'm sure, given your current screenname, that your vision of me includes details like popping veins and apoplexy. You're wrong. If you must pick a comic book character, pick Gaiman's Sandman. Picture me as Morpheus at his most morose. You'll be closer to the mark, which seems to be where you want to be.

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"Again with the projection, just like your brother and mother. I haven't the *energy* for rage, apart from anything else."

Still with the member and karl phraseology... and evasion. Must only a matter of time before the recourse of the moronic, bad language, makes a return.

Here's a suggestion. On your next day of school ask teacher for a longer nap time. There's a good lad

Hello it' Karl here

Appy you dont know this but I'll tell you as you obviously take great interest in what I'm called even to the extreem of copying my name, that the only people who call me Karl are My family and my lovers.

The children in schools call me Mr Blick. My team mates call me Blicky or Doctor Badger. Locally Im known as blicky. The young people in youth clubs call me "dread" and the kids next door call me "spiderman"(its a hair thing) and other staff call me Mr Blick mostly.

Go upto most people and ask for Karl and they will give you a funny look as they dont know me by that name, but as we have spent so long conversing you and I, I think it is fair enough that you should refer to me so intimately

On the other hand you are known as Appy for evemore because ythat is one of the names we got used to addressing you with. This was at a time when as now you were spitting mad on several threads, projecting your own rage into the communications of others and solidly refusing to engage any points raised by other people that countered your laughably weak arguments. Not to mention trolling other peoples PSs and mokeying e-mail accounts. You gained a reputation, you became infamous and even sought notoriety by starting threads on ask that further spread your many disputes and highlighted your questionable thinking and actions on site. while also giving some of us a jolly good laugh along the way

You will always be known as Appy.

Now many people have recognised these traits in you. Some run a mile from you and others engage with you. I think principally because Hoo, Blathers, Ferrett and Member have found it amusing.

I do it for the laughs and because even for the likes of me who didnt go to university a battle of the intelects with you is like shooting fish in a barrel.

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BB, when listing your names, you left out Blinky! (One of your favourite typos).
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Plural? Oh, Blinky, what does your partner think about that? Does she *know* you have other lovers?

Hey Adelaide, what's up with Karl?

Ah, it seems he has to say something, relevant or not...

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Blinky, poor little BB, do you have nothing better to do than to jump to wild conclusions about me?
Have as many lovers as you like, I just wondered if you were having them concurrently, which is like, not

What kind of lovers is he having to get a modded post?

Modded? Oh, I say, I hadn't noticed...

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Posted Last Week by Bain (eww it's brown, where has that tongue been?)
"He said he wasn't and then Hoo said Member is someone he knows in RL"

So one identity vouches for the other and belive him? and then go on to say...

"I still think Bain and Apparition are the same person though. "

Sorry for interrupting but I just couldn't pass that one up. I agree life is too short and it won't happen again.

Nice work Appy

I think Karl is showing his not so quiet desperation

Yes, I wonder exactly what he was getting at? A tad incomprehensible, I thought...

Something else you cant grasp, Im not in the least surprised.

Try thinking about what is actually in your post bain and if you still dont get it post again and I'll be glad to come back and help you understand.

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