h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

After a week of silence... Me appears again... sorry about the delay folks... me just been extremily busy... and not a little tired... new job and all...

Anyone got a doughnut... me not had one for a week now... ~weak grin~

So nice to see you're back! Me was getting worried that you'd been run over by a big lorry and left lying in a ditch, or sumfink like dat...

*Hands Greebo a giant size doughnut and gives her an enthusiastic hug which squashes the doughnut over the pair of them*

Oops!

So, how's the new job? Is it fun and do they pay you more money or do they just pay in doughnut currency?

Hi Gwennie... ~Greebo enthusiastically hugs back.. then proceeds to lick off the doughnut splat...~

Me is fine... the job is good... same money... and doughnuts are great... ~grin~

Sorry to hear about you being made redundant, but it'll work out for the best as you seem to like your new job.

I've finished my college course (City & Guilds Intro. to Computing) which was very basic, but helpful as I've not been employed since Christopher was born in 1990. Last week, I signed up with the Volunteers Bureau and hope to do some voluntry admin. work, just to "keep my finger in" and hopefully, it'll look good when I'm able to actually work full time again.

*Passes Greebo an iced doughnut, so she can "have the icing on the cake*

~Greebo eats doughnut with pleasure...~

Would you like a glass of milk Gwennie???

Unsweetened soya milk, please Greebo (I'm sweet enough as it is!)

I'll be in Belgium for the day again tomorrow (V cheap £6 return trip with voucher out of the paper, that's why I go so often. Don't want you to think I have a money tree!)
Place your order now! Choccy and Bolly for Greebo, what about vegans Gwennie? I'm sure the Bolly is fine though?
I have 2 more weeks left at work, and every day will be full of laughter.

"I'll have a p please Bob"

Me will have a doughnut please Coely... ~grin~

Here you are
*offers Greebo a doughnut from a bag*
However, I have Belgian chocolate and waffles. Can I tempt you?
*re heats the waffles and a wonderful smell fills the forum*

Wassat smell? Oh, yummy chocolate! How nice.

I think you'll have to pour the melted chocolate over Greebo's doughnuts, for her to eat it!

A waste of good chocolate! I always buy some for my breakfast the day after a visit. Reminds me of my day out. Maple syrup is nice on waffles. But it might make Greebo's whiskers sticky.

We could always tie her whiskers back! I volunteer you to do it!

I think she's still not speaking to me after the croquet hoop got stuck and I put her on a diet. Tee hee!
Isn't there a brave and (preferably muscular and tanned) YOUNG MAAAN we could ask to give us a hand?

Methinks we need to find a young, good looking male vet! *Starts to drool*

*gets out the Yellow Pages but is quite unable to find this category listed*
Useless book

Perhaps we're looking in the wrong places...

How about a strip-o-gram dressed as a vet?

Wahhay! Success. There's loads of strip-o-gram's listed here. How does a vet dress btw? What music would one strip to?

Err....Well, green wellies are a must, tight faded denim jeans, a snug fitting checked cotton shirt with the buttons undone enough to expose a muscular chest, *Gets into the swing of things...* and one of those nice tatty waxed jackets with a battered large rim hat. How does that sound?

~Greebo grumbles at the un-needed use of the v word...~