h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No need to start anything... we've already got the G.A.S. A470116

That is not much use, we cant change the entries to urge Greebo to come back.

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Yeah. Recon this thread is the best way to get her attention

~Huge... gigantic... bigger than possible in this enclosed space space....~

YAWN


Hello... ~shy grin~


Me has been asleep for a long time now... doughnut hibernation don't you know... ~grin~....

How is everyone?

Greebs..xx

Space... Space... !!! By jingo what's a space... space???

This is bad... have started repeating myself... in conversation... phew at least no one was listening...

~Greebo looks around at all the stationary conversations...~

Oh pretty.... like little thought bubbles...

~Greebo flicks a conversation so that it starts to slowly spin around... doughnuts cascade down in a fountain of pinkness...~

Ohhhhhhhhhh very nice...

~Greebo settles down to eat a few hundred... just to keep the place tidy...~ ~Sly grin~

Greebs..xx

Yay!!!!!
Some to wash down the doughnuts?
(greeblet #100)

She's back?
Yiiippeeeee! She's back! She's back! She's back! She's back!!!!
**starts dancing around the thread and singing**




**pause**






Sorry, carry on, don't mind me - too much coffee - that's all...

**bows head in shame and slinks off into a dark corner**






Pssst!

Wohoooo!!!

*looks at Greebo's belly, by now immensely expanded by the multitude of doughnuts it now contains*

*hides the box she brought with her behind her back, thinking she'll save it for now and hand it over at a later occasion*

~Greebo jumps up in great excitement...~

Oh my... oh my... oh my....


~Greebo grabs hold of Coely... Whisky and Titania and proceeds to give them the biggest group huggle they have ever received~

Well me is back... see... your prayers have been answered...

~Greebo jumps up into the air... does an amazing forward...backward...sidewards... in... out... shake it all about... mid air thingmebobble and lands lightly (not heavily) on her petite paws...~

Me is sooooo wonderful... no wonder me has been missed... ~sly grin~

Greebs..xx

Greebo! Welcome back! And for coming back here is an extra special which is better tasting than any other you would have tasted before!

Oh my... that's a ludicrously long title you have there... ~grin~

Hmmm... nice doughnut.... very nice indeed... me likes doughnuts... don't you know...

Greebs..xx

Hoooooooooooooooooooooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gives her dear Greebo the biggest, sloppiest and and rushes off to find the key to the Post store which has been hermetically sealed and cleverly preserving the mountain shazz has saved up for her own special Greebs*

In the meantime, oh great one, have a and some - you can leave the fruit and just drink the cream if you like

shazz

Well watched
Catflap flapflaps.
Cat's back.

Oh look she caught a poem,
I think it's alive!

Is that the poem or the cat that is alive... ~evil grin~... me thinks you should choose wisely...

Greebs..xx

*backs away from Craig, expecting a 'katching' in case of wrong answer*

~Greebo starts to go through her Kachinginator Exercises...~

~Greebo raises one paw at a time... curling her toes... ~

~Greebo's tail begins to vibrate...~

~Greebo begins to grin somewhat nastily*~

Greebs..xx

*Of course if there are any little children... or at least children of smaller size and shape that what me** is... actually if there is any short people (not say there is anything wrong with being short... me has upon occasion be called short... though the perpetrator of the crime has never been seen again so this cannot really beconfirmed) ...

~Greebo thinks about this as she has finally lost track of what she was going to say~

... er... little people please hide under the sofa until the end of this conversation... might be for the best...


** If you are a child of my shape then you are very unhealthy... please talk to your parents about a sensible diet... Thank you...

*is very pleased at the undisappearance of everybodies favourite cat*
Welcome back

~Greebo jumps in the air in guilty surprise...~


Ohhhhhhhhh... you scared me... ~alarmed grin~

Hmm... that's a nice towel you have there.... a pretty shade of pink me thinks...

Greebs..xx

Once catflap carried,
now underpawed poem,
allpaused beat and breath...
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What word on cats health?
These thoughts appear not.

Pink?
*tilts head*
*tilts screen other direction*

Still looks blue to me?