h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello... ~Greebo waves at reader~ me is doing something at the minute that me hasn't done for a long time at H2G2... and me is very much enjoying myself... ~grin~

What is she up to know... me hears you all ask... quick someone give her a doughnut and she'll shut up... someone from the back mutters...

What me is doing... is browsing the guide... looking into things that seem interesting... making comments here... eating doughnuts there... ~grin~... ohhhh tis such fun at times just to take your time and look... Why not give it a go yourself... see who and what you find... click on links... and then click on links on the page you come across... like a paper chase... but instead a h2g2 chase...

Better go now... just found an interesting page on.........

Greebs... xxx

I do this all the time strange how i seem to come full circle and get back to the start and how the same people pop up over and over again.
It as been a while since we last talked i hope that you are well.

Oh wow... tis you... my favourite TIMELORD on htg2... ~huggle~... tis funny you should be here... ~grin~... this keeps happening to me at the moment... ~bigger grin~... me was rading a Doctor Who book the other day and me thought of something... about you... that is... me does think from time to time... ~huge grin~

Me wondered if researchers mentally thought of you as the the doctor they most liked... you know like their image of you... me was reading a Tom Baker book... and me thought... that is how me thinks of you... ~odd grin~... if you see what me means... me also wondered if... you were also thought of as Jon Pertwee... or Colin Baker etc...

What does you think???

Greebs... xxx

Some people say i look like the second master as played by Peter Pratt.

Me wasn't sure what Peter Pratt looked like and me had to look it up on Google... which me did... and me collapsed in a fit of giggles... me can't give you a direct link... so if you go to google... and search for Peter Pratt... then click on the fifth link... shillPages - Doctor Who Image Archive ...

There are two pictures that come up... me looked at the first... and thats when me started laughing... who are these people who think you look like this... me thinks they are not being to kind my friend... ~huh~... please... please... take a look...

Me wubbles you by the way... very much...

Greebs... xxx

It was just something that came to mind at the time as i was looking at a print of the master.
I was sorry to hear that the person who put a face to greebo and most of the discworld Josh kirby as died as yet i have not heard how.

Well i looked up that photo but you must remember that was twenty years ago i don't look that good anymore.

Oh... me hadn't heard about Josh Kirby... me has met him... he is a very nice person... he personalized a large print of Greebo for Stooby and me... we told him that Greebo had brought us together... and he put something special on the picture for us.. me is a little upset at the news... you know how you suddenly go cold all over... me checked with Clarecraft and it seems he died last week... how very sad... he will be very much missed... he was a great bloke...

If the photo was twenty years ago... and you don't look so good now... ~Greebo shudders~.. me still wubbles you though..

Just put it this way i could make a fortune if halloween was once a month.

Me is glad you are so wonderfully funny... ~grin~... you make me laugh...

I know 3 sure ways to get a laugh from any woman
(1)Tickle them
(2)Slip on a banana skin while carrying a custard pie which then lands in you face.
(3)Ask them out on a date.

Hmmm... me is going to have to take some firm action with you my friend if you keep putting yourself down like this... me would be happy to go out with you on a date if you asked... ~Grin~... even though your looks are somewhat strange... and slightly decomposing... looks aren't everything you know...

Well ok to tell the truth i am in fact GODS GIFT TO WOMEN
all women take one look at me and say THANK GOD I'M NOT WITH THAT.....

Me can see me is not going to win with this one... ~grin~

Not a chance of winning if you tryed your best you might have scrapped a draw.

~Greebo dons her pshy...soos...sigh-cry-oh-trist glasses... and peers at TIMELORD intently~

Have you always had these feelings about yourself?

~The glasses slip down Greebo's furry nose... making her like like an out of date teacher... Greebo pushes them back up and winks~

Always is a long time for a timelord but i think it started around the time i found out that the only reason blind people have guide dogs is to warn them about me.

Now... that is simply not true young man... ~grin~ me knows that guide dogs are there to chase cats

Guide dogs do not chase cats there well trained not to and i might add do a very good job.
Anyway when i awoke this morning i looked in the mirror and saw a handsome,attractive,good looking,fine figure of a man.
can't talk much now i have to go to the opticians ITS AN EMERGENCEY.

~Greebo gathers TIMELORD into her paws and huggles him big time~

Me not like to upset you... but what you saw is the real you...