h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not that my room is quite garbage laden - it's just very full of "stuff"!
I am imagining what might be thought, if some freak dumping of ash/lava flow/mudslide/tar pit or sudden peat boggage, were to encapsulate my room, for it to be uncovered by Archaeologists of the Future.

I guess it's a little late in the evening for me to go in depth about it - suffice to say that I hope I have enough warning so as to pose in a confusing manner, for my resurrection as a mummified bog exhibit.
A bog-person in the pose of "doing the lotus with a thumb up each nostril (fingers splayed), tongue protruding", ought to provide decades of research potential.