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They're not THAT big...are they?
Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-( Started conversation Sep 13, 2005
I've just been told to lose weight.
I'm in shock.
I never thought there was anything wrong with my weight!
Ok, so I've always wanted smaller thighs, but they're not THAT big... are they???
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
*bangs head on table in frustration*
Why can't that friggin' woman just leave me alone!!! 
And there's another one here too that keeps telling me I need to put on more weight...
She's just as annoying.
Maybe they should talk to each other.
Then they can debate about whether I need to gain or lose weight, and I can get on with my life in peace.
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Mutant Posted Sep 13, 2005
I think you should just stay the way you are 
a says lose x kgs
b says gain x kgs
-x + x = 0
hence stay the way you are 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 13, 2005
I go with b, but I love you how you are. Who ever said you need to loose weight is insane
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Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-( Posted Sep 13, 2005
Thank you darling...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 13, 2005
Hmmm, I've been losing weight since I moved out of my parents house. Quite by accident, I might add.
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NPY Posted Sep 13, 2005
Lauda!! You definately DON'T need to loose weight. And unless it's a doctor or someone telling you that you've no need to worry. the woman was probably trying to make herself feel better.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 13, 2005
Nothing wrong with a girl with a bit of flesh on her bones.
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Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar Posted Sep 13, 2005
yea just as long as theres not too much flesh 
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Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar Posted Sep 13, 2005
I am kidding by the way lol
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Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar Posted Sep 13, 2005
What would a woman look like without any flesh on her bones now that would be scary
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Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar Posted Sep 13, 2005
Ooo so if one tells you to lose wait, and the other one tells you to put on wait, dont they cancel each other out ? 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 13, 2005
Ask a really really good friend for her honest opinion. That should clear it up.
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Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar Posted Sep 13, 2005
or a really really bad friend for the opposite of their honest opinion
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 13, 2005
Nah, they'd either lie to hurt you or lie to make you feel good.
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Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar Posted Sep 13, 2005
exactly so the opposite ofthat
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 13, 2005
But you won't know which it is.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Sep 13, 2005
You could look in the mirror.
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Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar Posted Sep 13, 2005
or you could, dance a polka on a yellow submarine, singing I will survive (The cake version) that always makes me feel better 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 13, 2005
That would not make me feel good, so it's probably just something you do.
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Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar Posted Sep 13, 2005
No
it would make you feel good
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- 1: Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-( (Sep 13, 2005)
- 2: Mutant (Sep 13, 2005)
- 3: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Sep 13, 2005)
- 4: Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-( (Sep 13, 2005)
- 5: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 13, 2005)
- 6: NPY (Sep 13, 2005)
- 7: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 13, 2005)
- 8: Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar (Sep 13, 2005)
- 9: Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar (Sep 13, 2005)
- 10: Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar (Sep 13, 2005)
- 11: Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar (Sep 13, 2005)
- 12: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 13, 2005)
- 13: Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar (Sep 13, 2005)
- 14: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 13, 2005)
- 15: Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar (Sep 13, 2005)
- 16: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 13, 2005)
- 17: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Sep 13, 2005)
- 18: Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar (Sep 13, 2005)
- 19: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 13, 2005)
- 20: Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar (Sep 13, 2005)
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