h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Meet my sis: A7775282

Approach with caution!

just as well i came here myself cos your damn link dont work! typical untecho angel!

Erm.Hi!

By the way, if you want to link to someones ps its U not A

Is that Prov? if it is it's nice to meet you

Hi Prooooov!!!

And a hello to Sis, ... again.

The poor girl is going to see what kind of nutters are around here. And she'll either run for the hills, or dance with joy. (I suspect the latter )

As do I.

Don't worry PieBall, we're lovely really.

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*pulls up fashionably late*

Greetings to PieBall. Welcome to the pleasuredome!

*refuses to ponder what Roymondo pulled up, fashionably late*

*in a rare moment of integrity, decides against elaboration*

Yeah, give the poor girl a day or two to get her feet wet, so to speak.

Of course, after THAT ...

Welcome Prov!

BEG

Aha! BEG's here! Possibly the only person on h2g2 that is filthier than I!

Anybody want an exclamation mark? I seem to have come across a job lot.

I'm a good girl! I'm innocent! Don't listen to a word he says! (I seem to have found your secret stash of exclamation marks, too!)

Now, did someone mention nipples?

BEG

I mentioned them once but I think I got away with it.

Innocent? Well, you are a bit of a smoothie...

You're too sweet... mmm definitely sweet

BEG

Ah, if only I were a bird or you were a bloke and you were 10, no, hang on, 20 years older or I were twenty years younger, or you and I were both straight, or the world were a blancmange...

There could be giraffes of some kind involved...

We could reach a compromise and you could give me ten years of your age and then Raven could join in too

BEG