h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*rubs cream on your bruise*

is it whipped?

Ummm...not that cream

Is it arnica?

*Makes Notes for next fic*

*does a sexy little dance just for reef*

Oi! What makes her so special!

she's writing sexy stories about me and making me look good

Haven't you read them?

The first was; Aliens do it better

then the great classic:

Cal and his Great crowbar of Steel

And the lastest which is:

Cal and his amazing python

*pokes head into thread at ungodly hour of the morning*

Mornin' ladies!

Raven: have you been getting jiggy with a dinghy on West Street?

Crowbars of steel and pythons? Mmmmm....


A dingy on West Street? nope, not that I can remember. What you doing awake now?

I was awoken by a coughing fit and am still awake. Methinks a sicky is in the offing.

I gather there's been a surprising amount of water in Durban.

Provi says the place is havoc and all the places along the beachfront are non-existent.
My landlady told me that our neighbour's roof landed in our driveway after a hectic storm... Prov took lots of photos and they're really bad. I mean, huge trees were snapped and thrown 50 metres and everything.

I read about it in the SA Times. Looks pretty hardcore.

Makes the 87 storm look like kite flying weather

The '87 storm gave me a detention. We had to write something about our experience of it for English but I slept right through the whole thing. Mr Boniface didn't believe me!

How can I put the photos on here?

You can't. You can use your Yahoo account to pop photos on Yahoo (much like this: http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos ) then link to 'em from here, much like that!

That link might not work.