h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeah..guess we always want things we don't know about...Bet if I had that younger sibling, I'd be saying wish I didn't have a younger sibling!

As the eldest of four, I always wanted an elder brother

An older sis is better.

*wraps her arms round Rave*

Really? How do you make that out?

Coz I have one, but now she's in CT and I'm here...

You miss her.. poor darling

Yeha. Prov and I went out last night - she's completely psycho We actually had a good raucous time.
And then she crashed at my place and almost set my house on fire

Fire!

Does she smoke?

No... when I was in the shower, she thought it would be a good idea to barbecue in my lounge.

oh. Keep her away from fire.

I couldn't help but smell it when she started it, so went sprinting out the shower dripping all over the place and had to drag the damn thing outside. She was so hammered, she just stood and laughed at me (I was still sober coz I'd been designated driver...). So I cr@pped her out about it and she carried on laughing at me and I got so fed up, then she fell over from laughter and I realised I was causing a horrible scene outside and was naked... Just as well it was late at night! So I ran back inside while she laughed her @r$e off about it outside.

It was actually kinda funny though...

*Tries not to laugh*

*giggles*





*bites lip*


Too Late!!

Umm, just how long did it take for you to realise you were naked?

And weren't you worried about burnt bits when you were carting a lit BBQ outside in the nude?

nah. he was busy showing off to his neighbours, lest there be a good looking guy amongst them

*giggles*

We won't mention 'sausages'..

LIL!

Did someone mention sausages?

you bought Roy to the thread The quality of the thread is now going to go down

I said we wouldn't mention 'sausages'!!!

Besides, what else can be put onto a barbecue?

Did somebody mention 'going down'?