h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My heart is broken, but what care I. Such pride inside me has woken. I shall try my best not to cry, by and by, when the final farewell has been spoken. I'll join the legion, that's what I'll do, and in some far distance region, where human hearts are staunch and frail, I will start my life a new. And so I go to fight the savage foe, although, I know, I'll be sometimes missed by the girls I've kissed. In som Anistinion French dominion, I will do my bit and fall for the flag if I must. Where there's desert and nightshirts and the eyes be full of grit. You won't see my heels for the dust. I'll do or die, you'll know the reason why when told of only a fools lost search for the perfect land. Goodbye, Goodbye. I wish you all a last goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye. I wish you all a last goodbye.

hope you enjoy your retierment!

want a cuddle? </>

awwww.. isn't that sweet!

<rose.

Where was I when the kisses were being handed out then?

I've got some ( real ones)

You've been by the Warrior?

I've met him

Deja vu!?

I've just said that!?

Yep, two tjournals with the same title, just this one has the lyrics

LW, what did you do with the first day of the rest of your life?

Oh BB should we be asking things like that in a family site?? </>

You'd better go and hide under Rob the carpet for that revealing question, lil

Oh Yeah!

Ooops..*hides under Rob the Carpet*