h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The truth is I am nothing. An fool, an idiot. I make a mockery of the human race. I am less than the dirt under your feet. I pretend supreme confidence like a cat puffing itself up. A pathetic attempt to make myself seem better. Nicer, funnier, happier. Sometimes I manage to make myself believe it. Then I'll get tired of the faking, or somebody will say something that cuts a little too deep... and the pretence tumbles down around me.

Now,now thats putting yourslf down a bit.
Im sure you are a nice person shouldnt judge yourself,how can you say that you are like dirt under anyones feet.
Come on cheer up,as you sound a bit down,dont let things get on top of you,i know its easer said then done.
<<phil

Nothing's gone right today, you know? One of those days when life as a whole just seems set against you. The free meat pies at work made me ill. My brother called me and dragged me away from my best chance in ages of picking up. Cossack, well, he's a git. I'm all alone, there's nobody I want to talk to and nothing I want to say. All I want is my old teddy that I slept with when I was younger. But he was given to the Salvation Army years ago.

Hey we all have days like that when nothing goes right,theres another day 2 morrow when everything can go alright.
Go and buy another teddy so it can sleep with you,its not very good being all alone,and what do you mean your brother dragged you away from the best chance of picking up(do you mean picking up a guy)if you have the bait there are plenty ofin the sea.
So keep on ing.

yes, i thought i'd feel better today. but somehow i still feel like... well, like i'm back in highschool, really. in other words, like dirt.

Hey now come on things cant be that bad,im sure you are not like dirt,that is putting yourself down things will come right for you one day,ive been through rough times and came through it.
I will come over there and give you some caringing and cheer you up.

Hey Stace have u got a e-mail addy,as if you have and you want 2 send it 2 me,send it through my private guest book,then en i can e-mail you.
Phil