This is a Journal entry by Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence

New Weapon

Post 1

Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence

Apparently Britain is to provide the Euro Rabid Reactionary Force with a new weapon. The so-called "Thermoboring" weapon has been condemned as inhumane by human rights groups, but a Ministry of Defence spokesman today defended the development of the weapon, saying:

"Obviously the concept of firing Daily Telegraph editorials at an attacker sounds horrific, but we believe that after reading two paragraphs of William Hague's rantings on the Euro any potential invader will fall asleep, flee or turn round and invade Brussels, any of which can only be counted as desirable."


Key: Complain about this post

More Conversations for Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more