h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Stardate 020999

Reserves match two days ago was good. Got beaten 4-2, but still enjoyed it. Bizarre formation. Not sure of plan. Kept fighting til end and no tantrums thrown, so improvement on first team.

Had a lovely day off. Did almost nothing.

Woken at 20 to 8 by father. We have received a letter addressed to sister. Thank you for waking me up on my day off to inform me of this. Just what I needed. Also informed that sister would like cardigan sending in post.

Watched a bit of TV - about five minutes of the excellently dire Sunset Beach. It seems that Gregory is dead, but that's about all I could figure out.

Went down village and got video - There's Something About Mary. Wasn't that impressed. It was OK, but not as good as you'd think from the way it's raved about. The dog was pretty good though. Star of the show.

Put Mulder and Scully on grass for an hour while cleaned out. Scully ate grass. Mulder hid in shade. Had to take them in after repeated threatening behaviour from local cat. Could do no violence to cat as owner was sunbathing next door. Will get it later.

Had dinner sat in the garden. Very sunny and hot. Don't like sunny or hot. Went back inside.

Hoovered.

Read more of Game of Thrones. Discovered I already have second in series on order. Good thing. Could have gone and bought it and ended up with two copies, which would have been a bad thing. Have discovered today that only first two have been published, but series is expected to be six books long. Bad thing. Four books to wait for, how will I do it?

Watched programme on Jackie O. Not very informative. Second husband died just as intending to divorce her, but not told what of. Also did not say what she died of. Do know what first husband died of - missing large portion of head after being shot.

Also watched Streetmate and Ally McBeal. Ally got stuck in toilet, which was very funny. Should put on more weight, then she wouldn't have been able to fall in.

Had to park car facing up hill as almost no petrol left. Have to stop waiting until in red before filling up. Will get caught out one day. Imagine embarrassment of running out of petrol.

Am considering creating my first page. As is first time, may be quite traumatic. Must think some more. Also subject for first time is quite important. Sort of like losing virginity, two ways to do it - do whatever comes into head just to get it over with, or plan for ages to make sure is just right. Think I am a planner who gets bored and end up doing whatever.

Almost time to finish pointless job and go home. Have actually done some work today. May do even more tomorrow morning, but is Friday so will do nothing in afternoon. Tradition.

Cake s.o.

"I don't care if there are no dwarfs, just get the show done!"