h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He just had a bath a couple of weeks ago and he is still pretty clean. Except on our walk tonight he rolled in something and while he still looks clean enough the little butthead stinks. I do not want to have to give him a bath tonight so I guess I'll have to make him sleep far away from me. He is already sulking now because I won't pet him. he got to run off leash in the alleys tonight because we went out late and I didn't want to stay out that long and didn't want to bother with the boots he's have to wear if he had to walk at my speed. As it was his feet got cold if he stopped running as he did when he rolled in the thing. The thing was a dead thing that which was in the alley in a plastic zip-lock bag. I couldn't see what it was because it was crusted with ice and I didn't want to look at it that close. Unfortunately it was not frozen enough to not impart odor to a dog determined to enjoy the odor. I think he ate another dead thing. I hope he doesn't throw up too.