h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And I have it forwarded ,to my automated reaing servises that sorts out the sensible bits ,then rewrite the rest and pass it over to the politicalsection that then crossreference them under the dewey decimal system as to wether posted written on a odd day dureing an even hours ,8 bells being ero hour.

Then a short synopsis is forwarded via RSS feed on the waxing and the moon phases determin what time of the hour it starts.

so i read it also ,well not the boring bits no one reads them, well apart from the really depressed or bored, oh and those waiting for a chinese meal.

Buh?
Sorry, LTP, I didn't follow all of that properly. Is the 'it' in the first paragraph the same as the 'it' in the third?

If so, then Wow! You have the moon-phase determiner plugin? I thought about getting that upgrade, but decided to get a juice-pig instead.

I read the b'log of all my friends journals
well apart from when I'm offline for a week or so and I come back and theres 10,000 posts of b'log to d/w

Wow. I get confused easily. Does d/w mean deal with?

yes
sorry theres a few abbreviations I got in the habit of using when I worked for Customs & Excise and took notes in court

Aha, kewl!

~*~I've got used to Job not reading my entries. It's not as if I mind anyway... So meh.~*~

There it is again.....

As a matter of clarification, when I said echo I was referring to the word "meh", not to him not reading the Journals.

Yep.

thought d/w for Customs & Excise and took notes in court was for
Derrier wiggle ,because b/o (bend over) was confused with body odour .

Is the 'it' in the first paragraph the same as the 'it' in the third?
well it does depend if the :it: in question is the past partensible'it' or the present presented part sensible;it; ,

being assosiated or rather intergrated with the second it formaly associated with the phases of the moon the it as in I too
(this being the greater it known as git in customs and ex cise )and loosely coupled with with the third
(by way of well you will need to look up the dewey decimilised system of the it in IT }

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I think the look on my face right now explains it all.

And it's not that I don't want to read your posts and everything it's just DAMN theres alot of them!

So what BC meant is that there are more posts than one can wiggle a derriere at... I think Job agrees.

The 'it' was an independant lexeme, originally... but I like your version better!

Well I dunno I've wiggled my deriere at alot of things from time to time.

Lalalalala!

*going to my happy place...*

Is that to avoid thinking of my waving deriere?

Probably is........

*Goes over to Jerms' happy place and knocks on the door, wondering if he'd mind some company.*

Yup, it was. *Waves back at Job's bum.*

There's no door at my happy place, only a waterfall and lots of trees... but company's always good!

My happy place is kinda miserable when you take into account that miserable isn't neccesarily unhappy.

Yes it is; that's the definition of miserable.

Everybody has a place within their happy place they don't like to go. It's just a case of not going there. Some people call that coping.



You should save up and travel, dude. You need to have something to look forward to.

Or I could save up, buy a house and you could all come and visit me.

I think we may both be right actually. Would you call a room that no-one looks after with dying plants, black walls, stains everywhere, inch thick dust and sticky surfaces miserable? I would but I like that, to me that's home and I'm happy there (although the rest of the house is miserable despite the more pleasant atmosphere!)