h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what!?
are you serious!!!?????

well obviously you are..... its not something to joke about.

i'm so sorry!
thats just aweful!!!

well i'd lend you the money, interest free. but i havent got any.
and if i was rich enough to lend you that much money chances are i'd just give it to you

Well thanks for the thought though.
I had a meeting with my councellor yesterday, and he gave me an application form for 'limited full-time student loan' which means I need him to write a letter basically saying that I have an illness or disability which restricts me from studying full time, but I should still get living costs loaned to me.
Such a Crpy situation, I hate it. I hate this country, and I want to leave.

I shouldn't have to borrow the money I need to survive. The government shouldn't expect that I can live off my parents income because I'm under 25 and they earn more than $58,000 a year. I shouldn't have my depression listed as a disability so that I can borrow money to live.
I shouldn't have to be going in through the emergency doors before I can get treatment, so to speak.

Blah.

Cheer me up? What does SMP mean and where can I find it?

oh! jerms!!! i'm sorry about it, and i wish there was something i could do. but heres what you asked for:) and i hope it helps!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F134393?thread=558930 where it all started http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F134393?thread=562102 sort of mission statement, or some such thing..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A3470870 our page come vist me on the 'castles in the air' thread?