h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...I find something else to add?

From http://www.crunchable.net/04/0301.shtml :

Polls late last year show that between 20% and 25% of Germans — that's one-in-five to one-in-four — think the US was behind the terrorist attacks.

Conspiracy books are hitting the German bestseller list, the most prominent being Andreas von Bulow's The CIA and September 11th.

9/11, Bulow argues, was obviously a ploy to get the US into Iraq and to ultimately take over the world.

Bestseller list.

25%.

Germany. Game over, man. Game over. When Germany is accusing us of being power-hungry and fascist, it's time to pack up our toys and go home.

Have a nice sandwich, maybe. Take a warm bath. Stop blowing up things.

Wait for everything to quiet down before inviting the rest of the world over for tea and cookies and apologize for, well, being such amazing assholes.

That'd be nice.

In the meantime, vote. And remember, Americans: When traveling abroad, you're from Toronto.

crunchable is pretty good isn't it
proof that sane Americans do exist

Only just found it... glad that such proof exists!

1 of the writers, Riding Shotgun, was a hootoo member although I don't think hes around anymore

You're right; last posted in February... possibly he only signed on in order to ask the opinions seen in that article?
Just guessing, I can't be bothered changing my skin to see when his first post was made...

off home in a min, speak soon

Kewl, have a good night!

I still can't afford Micheal Moor books which I've been after for a while.

Me too... I'd really like to read them though.

I read the first page of the new one. I hadnt wanted to read them before I heard the NOFX song but it made me more interested. I thought he was just a pro bomb happy redneck american fat guy but no. Hes just a fat guy.

Just out of curiosity what is a redneck?

thats a good question... i have no idea... but i'd like to know too....

jerms will know... at least i think he will...

Good idea.
JERMS! WHAT'S A REDNECK?

Do you think he heard me?

*takes cotton out of ears*
Sorry what?
A redneck? That's the classical American 'hick' sort of a person. Like a hillbilly. Sortof. They have different names around the world.

The sort of people who say 'hyuk'.
And 'Boy you sure do got a purty mouth.'
And stuff.
The kind of people who drive pickup trucks.
And listen to Billy Ray Sirus.
And have mullets.
And own guns.
And are allowed to vote. God knows why.
Think trailer trash. There we go, you've got the picture.

I haven't heard the NOFX song about Michael Moore, would it be worth me tracking it down do you think?

thanks for the definition jerms
that helps alot.
...now i finally know

It's Franco Unamerican the NOFX song. It's just one line about him but its a good song.

I always figured it was like the nationalist but more like the rascy beat u up on the streets for wearing black, use zs intead of ss, general scally/ townie type people. For a more detailed description just ask.

wow... that really confused me....
maybe i wasnt paying enough attention....

It's not important.

I can explain again if anyones interested.

sure... that would be good. maybe i'll understand this time...

Scally, Noun. The type of people who sit at bus stops wearing designer joggers smoking and drinking cheap cider. Are generally aggressive and will start fights for as little reason as someone looking in there general direction.

hmm... maybe i dont notice because i live in a little retirement comunity. where i can go out walking by myself with no fear at all...

so...do you all know what you're going to be for halloween?