h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

aww!
i'm sorry.....

*hands over the whole bag of *

That's okay.
I don't need all of them. *takes a handful, hands back the rest of the bag*

Hey that's a nice flavour... what are they?

sweet chilli and sour creme


mmm....
*takes a few more and munches them slowly*

*offfers the to jerms again*

Tries to eat the and a banana at the same time.

Hm. Not quite the one, I'm afraid.

bananna?
what bananna?

This banana. *Waves a half-eaten banana.*

where did that come from!!??

*Looks guilty* Are you sure you want to know?

*thinks about that for a minute...... isnt really sure that she does. however her curiosity always gets the better of her...*

....yeeeesss...... i think i want to know....

It came from this bunch right here.
Do you want one?

ooooh!
how did you do that!?
you're magic arent you?

and yes please. i'd love to have one...

No, I'm not magical. 95% of all magic is simply knowing one extra fact.
...It's the other 5% I'm interested in.

*Chooses a really nice banana, and hands it to Arisztid*

aww... thank you
*unzips the yellow fruit and procedes to eat the white bit*

well i'm screwed then. no magical me. i dont think i know enough extra facts..... and as for the other 5%.... well i'm convinced you're magical... so even if you dont know what it is i'm sure you have it....

The question is whether the other 5% comes from knowing /two/ extra facts, or whether it comes from actual magic.
I prefer to believe the latter.

yes i like the latter better too.......
however you also qualify for the former.

Que?

You mean I'm allowed to know two extra facts?

Yay! What are they?!

sure! of course you are!!
lets see..... two extra facts.....
well i dont know many.....
i can give you some useless ones...
gee.....now i just have to thikn of two..... its not easy...
i suppose i can tell you two about me.... but i find it hard to think of something that you dont already know...
ok, fine. two totally useless facts for you.
1) The Tea Party is a canadian band.(and i have an autographed cd! yay! jeff martain!)
2) i collect decks of cards.
there you are...... two very random things that i'm sure you will never need to know.

..........but what i actually meant was that you definately know that one extra fact that makes you magical. you know so much! so much that i'm sure you know at least two extra facts.

Ok I havent read like the lsat 2 pages since my last post and now I have to do ICT so I'll read the rest later.

I'll just point and laugh at you Job.

Cool, now I know two more things I didn't know before.
So why decks of cards?

i dont really know.
because i'm sad and pathetic?
yes.........
well i like to play solitare alot. actually i like cards in general. if i know how to play the game... or even if i dont. its fun to play with friends.