h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sheryl.

ok,, i could use my hair dryer.. that seems to the done thing in all of the films

Good choice luv...
After all, you were in the face telling not to use it in the bathroom....

I'll drink to that...

sheryl.

im` not used to going from thread to thread on a digibox..

he doesnt use a hairdryer..
come to that, he hardly ever washes his hair he believes that nits grow on clean hair, so he wont wash it and then he dont get them.. there is some logic there somewhere.. but you dont normally get nits at 58

You can get nits at any age, as long as you've got hair...
and it doesn't matter if it's clean or mucky.. nits have no preference, they'll live anywhere, right bloody spongers they are...lol..

No bloody wonder you don't have cosey nights in with you running your fingers thru his hair..
Mind you, he'll come in handy if you've got out squeaking...

i try not to touch any part of his body

im putting off getting into bed with him, right now.. i have to eventually. i have to be up at 5 !!!!

oh for single beds

Tell him single beds are far more healthy, you can't pass things on to each other, like nits... .... also you have a bad back so need a firmer matress than he does, also with single there's no roll together... better all round..

Up at 5 on a w/e... Why woman, Why???? lol..

Where's the rest of the rabble tonight... there's only us keeping h2 alive...

its no good.

ive put it off long enough.. have to get some sleep.

goodnight sweet dreams

Night Helen luv...
Sleep well, take care and hope to chat soon... xxxx

hi,,is chief LOON in tonight ?

Hi Sheryl luv! I comea'knockin'.

Darrell You knock anytime you wish my lover...
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Gazza... Hi luv... which loon you asking for...

Hi Gazz mate...got?

Well I seem to be surplus to requirments here....

?? How'zat Sheryl luv?

Hiya sheryl hun

How's you tonight?

My car broke down and I was 2 hours late for work

Hello there Darrell #

Long time no speak

How's you?

Darrell... I felt like Dolly Parton when they tried to shut down the chicken ranch... I was all alone...
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Hi Helen
Not seen you in a while hun.. You got the car sorted now, or is it ongoing??... Hope you don't lose out too much by being late..
have a luv and relax...

Hi Helen luv! Yeah, been quite awhile...well, I've recovered nicely from my bout of pneumonia. How've you been?

The very nice man spent almost an hour trying to find out what was wrong with it and came to the conclusion that it was probably something to do with the alternator Had to take the car home and borrowed my ex father-in-laws car to get to work!

They've put me down as emergency leave for time missed so don't know how I stand money-wise on that one.........will have to find out!

How are you feeling these days? Hows the waterworks? Hope things are improving for you

Well, let's hope for the best eh?

Things are good all 'round luv, waterworks'n'all, thank goodness!