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yeah, i know, those pelvic floor exercises... well she will be able to tell me properly how to do 'em..
i've been practicing a few but not sure if i'm doin' 'em right...
no way am i going under the knife, i'll wear rubber bloomers first...

sheryl.

the best way is to squeeze against your hubbys willy, when he is inside.. its fun at the same time as improving yourself

i have a friend who had a hysterectomy, then 2 bladder repairs and she still isnt right. they are now considering another treatment.

i reckon that once your bits start to wear out, there aint anything that will make em work again, no matter what they try

helen, good advice to be given in a "knocking shoppe"
don't go putting ideas in his head, he's bad enough to start with..
wonder if i can get "the lads" on prescription, for "medicinal purposes"

at least he will benefit from your treatment
i had to make sure it was the knocking shop and not the tea shop when i typed it out

im going to bed now.. ive had a rough day with my alien implant. i thought i was going to pass out at one point. im seeing the nurse next week, so i will mention it then.
on top of all the tests, biopsies etc etc.. i have to have my 3 yearly smear..
i did try and get out of it, but the doctor wouldnt let me so i will speak to her and see what she says about what should be happening to my body, cos it sure dont feel right..


give my love to everyone.. chris, gary, miz and anyone else ive missed.

goodnight sweet dreams

night helen luv...

hope you soon get it sorted, it should have settled down by now..
i had my smear couple of weeks ago when i saw the doc. about me down unders...
as i said in other thread, we're a right couple of "olde fanny's"

take care luv, and chat soon...

Hiya, anyone around tonight???

hi miz.. helen sends her luv from earlier... she's gone off for an early night...

Sheryl, hiya I did back-track you two sound like youre falling to bits (no offence hun). You still suffering with cold???

i fell apart years ago miz...lol..
yip, still full of it.. it's really taken hold now, bad head n aching all over... must have hit a peak now.. can only get better ... this is how my daughter was last thursday night and all over the weekend... poor cow..

Hope you recover over the weekend, it's freezing tonight -3 here. Can't wait 'till dog has to go out, Rob'll probably find me frozen to the patio in the morning lol.

Hi Miz! How've you been luv?


'lo Sheryl!,< cuddle>s & lotsaes how's your day been?

not sure wot temp. it is here luv, but feels like freezing, and we got fog too.... spooooooky...lol..
bet you won't get the dog to go out eh... well would you pee outside in this weather...

Hi Darrell...
fancy seeing you in the "knocking shoppe"
My day's been spent in bed luv, suffering from this bad cold that my daughter has so lovingly bestowed upon me.. I've been sniffly all week, and coughing, but it took a firm grip last night.. Must be at it's peak.. Bloody hope so eh...

How's you anyway sweetheart... xxxxx

Hiya Jazz, not seen you about for ages. It's Darrell from Canada isn't it???

Sheryl, she has to go outside I shout at her if she does anything in the house, then feel really guilty but she has to know she can't just go in the house. I'm a cruel sod!!!

I'm fine luv...bloodyin' mild here for Dec.- 3C right now & barely a trace of snow! Not like when I was growin; up.

It's -3C here tonight, so you have got it mild hun. It's bloody freezing tonight, my hands are really cold typing away here.

Have a nice hot to warm up Miz luv...& maybe atoo!

who's for a

Hiya Gary, have ya had a good day???