h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Jack and Jill, fed up with that hill climbing malarky, decided to commit suicide together...
They climb to the top of a muti storey carpark, climb the 3 foot wall that surrounds the edge of the top storey, and both together, jump...
Jack plummets to his death on the sidewalk below.. Jill however only suffers a sprained ankle.....
HOW !!!!!!!!!!!!

Did Jill jump onto the car ramp??

Sheryl did Jill fall on top of Jack when he fell to the ground?

Hi Lil n Kat... s...
All will be revealed later...
Lil... Long time no chat luv, hope you are keepin well...
for Kat..

Hi Shezz.

I have had the op on my neck.. and things are just beginning to get the feeling back into them. I still tire very quickly, so you might not see me about to often for a while...

How are things with you? Got your kitchen back yet?

Don't envy you the op luv, don't fancy owt done on mine dispite me probs... Still if it's workin, albeit slowly...
Kitchen nearly done.. Need 3 double sockets changin as one's they've put in won't allow a plug to fit in without a struggle.. Hopefully that'll be sorted tomorrow, but I won't hold me breath..
When that's done we can put micro and kettle back where they belong instead of in living room... Mind you we've had fridge and freezer in living room till Friday, along with cooker and washing machine... It's been mad here for last 3 weeks +......

But at least your kitchen will be clean

It owt be, wi' all cleanin' we've done after the workmen... I'm gettin a reputation as a right scrubber...
Well I'm away off now, up early in the morn... Night luv...

Yep.. my tabs are kicking in too..

Night love.. Sleep well

Indeed they both jump. But Jack jumps over the parapet & plummets. Jill merely jumps into the air, remains safely on the roof & collects the insurance.

zdt

its a trick question!, they are both the same sex and aliens came and took them to Alpha Centauri for cocktalis

Give me time to think about it

Some are on the right track.. But it's not Animal...
Hiya Sal luv...

This is what happened...
Jack jumped, forward, and plummetted to his death...
Jill also jumped, but backwards, thus just falling 3 feet backwards onto carpark... She suffered just a sprained ankle....................

New one

9 women and 1 man in a boat, 1 woman is going to have a baby, but the others can't help, their all in the same boat

Animal are all the women pregnant?

back to drawing board

Wot happened to the poor fella??? He must have been cream crackered...
Do hope it's not a contagious condition...