h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This little ditty I picked up from the Yahoo Group i'm involved with, I thought you might enjoy reading it:-

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

The more I read it the more I feel it was written by a Scotsman...!

I must admit it had crossed my mind too... we have a weigh with words

S

Sam I must say that thats a wonderful ditty

Hi Alex, yes I thought so too, very well put together.

S

sam i didnt relize u was a good speller....lol

come on sam is good at everything

Sam, that's a good one!

Hi Jaz, thanks, wish I could take the credit for it, I thought it was good myself and worth sharing.

S

That's what I meant Sam luv, thanks for sharing it!

I e-mailed this to a very good friend who found it very amusing and sent it on to her daughter at uni, who printed it up and posted it on the notice baord.

hi sam how are you doing

That should have been notice board

liquid warrior dont worry about it we all make mistakess just made 1 lol

Mind you, considering the topic of this thread, it was correct to have made the spelling mistake

Hi Alex, I'm doing fine thanks, not been on for a while tho.. hope you are doing well.

Hi Tony, good to hear from you, its been a while, my fault, I'm glad now that Artisan suggested I put it on my page, at least that way we can all enjoy it... it is a cracker.

S

Liqiud you actually got the whole meaning of the joke my humours not wasted

sam hows bonny scotland i hear its quite hot in your neck of the woods

Yup, got the joke. Silly sense of humour that's me.Also I have this steam drven keyboard which really must be replaced, but keeps making mistakes.

Sam hope your well where are you at moment

liquid they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit i agree with the dam bed wetters who think that

I said this to someone who came back with the reply;
That is why I only use it when I'm dealing with some one with no wit.

They come out of hospital in two days time and they say he'll be able to eat solid foods instead of just sucking them in through a straw.

(Only joking)