This is a Journal entry by Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

Apparently English Heritage is advertising for a jester, the 1st to be employed by the English state since Oliver Cromwell abolished the post of court jester

A bladder on stick is provided but you must have your own bells

Dhould I apply for the post?


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Depends if your bells are big enough for the job!! smiley - run


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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

smiley - rofl
this was the closest to real news I could find in a copy of the Sun left in the canteen


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Arisztid Lugosi

well i dunno... have you got one of those funny hats?


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smiley - laugh
Who needs a hat when you've got a bladder on a stick!! smiley - yuk


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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

I'm sure I could hire a jesters costume, get my own later smiley - winkeye
what exactly does 1 do with your bladder on a stick?
just dance around and poke it at people
research is obviously needed smiley - biggrin


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It kinda begs the question. Who's bladder was it? and who's bladder would you like it to be? smiley - evilgrin

Somehow i can't see the general public being pleased at being 'poked' with a bladder on a stick! smiley - laugh


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Arisztid Lugosi

ick! a bladder. and on a stick no less! i certainly dont want one, Just think about what you use your baldder for....


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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

footballs used to be made out of bladders
not sure thats relevant though smiley - biggrin


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I have this theory that the bladder on the the stick, was maybe the previous jester's. s. Did'nt they used to bump them off if they did'nt make royalty laugh? I am of course going back a few years! smiley - laugh


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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

I'm rapidly going off this idea smiley - erm
English Heritage are very keen on tradition aren't they smiley - winkeye


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Maybe you havent got the bells for it eh! smiley - rofl


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