h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If I were any good at the political aspect of it (which I'm not) I'd run for President and try and fix it up so it makes some kind of logical sense. On the other hand, that might be near impossible.

Our Prime Minister got in with the less than 50 % of the primary vote too...which is the onlyt excuse I can really think of for him to actually become leader...

...oh well...politics aint really my thing...I'm much more intrigued by the story of a man and his muffin

last time a British Party got more than 50% of the vote they lost the election which also seems a strange way to run a country

a man and a muffin, well theres a tale

...well I'd love to hear about it when I get back from lunch

darn, now I'll have to think of one

Here, try this:

http://www.muffinfilms.com/

drat, foiled again by this work computer that will only let me access BBC and Channel 4 sites

I really must get an internet link of my own soon

Evil computer! That's not fair to you! They're mean.

I know and they expect us to work too, so unreasonable

Yeah, they do the same thing here at my work...taking up valuable hootoo time !!

thats why I work nights
I once put myself in personal (which is for going to the loo etc) for an hour by accident and it was so busy that nobody noticed

Wow, that's gotta be handy !

They've stuck me in a cubicle almost totally cut off from the rest of the office...what they failed to realise is now I have plenty of notice before someone comes to my computer

our teams funny, sometimes we're all sitting at the same pod, other times we're scattered around several

I just make sure my screen isn't in the teamleaders direct los

That's the best way to do it !

I wonder how many people out there are actually doing what they're paid for ??

presumably one worker for every skiver, just pray they never find a reliable way to tell one from the other

Well I don't know how many people in here are pi$$f@rting around, but I know I do more work than most of them as it is !

well i don't really choose how much work I do, the calls come or they don't, but I certainly don't look for extra work and have found myself a cushy little number on nights, more money for less work, which has to be good

I don't have to look for the work...it's directly to my left as we speak...

I would always keep piles of work to my right as thats the side my lazy eye is on

Well the left side is the side where the wrok is, as well as the rest of the office, technically speaking...to my right is a window and a plant named Bob.