h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 That is my advice for anyone who is thinking about getting married. Trust me, before you invest time, effort and money into planning anything, just elope and save yourself some aggravation. I have 74 days or so until my wedding and I still feel like I am never going to be ready. I actually have clothing for it so I guess that is a step in the right direction. Who knows? But seriously, this would be much less stressful if my older brother were not getting married 2 months before me. I should never have thought this would be a good idea. Never. But that is ok because my wedding is going to be ten times better than theirs, I think, but then isn't that petty? I enjoy being petty, so get off my back....just kidding. The wedding thing is kind of fun but I am anxious for the day to be here. Not over just here. Of course I don't know what I will do with my life when it is over......................That's all, please go about your business....