This is a Journal entry by Llama Girl

I, the Llama

Post 1

Llama Girl

Hi. I am a llama, posing as a human girl to learn something about the creatures that have rampaged our Earth. In regards to the no-spitting rule, let me clarify a few things. Llamas only spit when provoked. Therefore, don't provoke me. I'm sure we'll all get along fine. Anyway, I should tell you that I'm not sure what range I have in this new body. Can I even spit? Hmm. Now, to my first order of business:


I lost an eyelash just now. Does this mean I will die? I certainly hope not. Llamas have eyelashes, but we seldom lose them, and if we do it means bad luck. Humans have such small puny eyelashes that I wonder if it could mean the same thing. I shall have to wait and see. There is no protection against that sort of thing anyway, llamas tend to be fatalists.

Also, if any of you have any feedback or critisms on how I'm doing, please feel free to tell me. I miss walking on four legs but I must learn to adjust. Thank you.


I, the Llama

Post 2

The Dancing Tree

Do you know Jeff Minter? He's one of the only people to successfully combine Llamas, computers, and psychadelia, including a bunch of odd games called Sheep in Space, and various other ones about Llamas and camels. Nice chap too. http://www.magicnet.net/~yak/


I, the Llama

Post 3

Llama Girl

Jeff Minter? Is that his link there? I will certainly check it out. Thank you muchly!


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