h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am pleased to say I now know what they are and have successfully downloaded my self-assessment forms from gov.website:

For more information about such practicalities you can go to:

www.hmrc.gov.uk/forms/sa100.pdf for downloadable return and
www.hmrc.gov.uk/forms/sa103.pdf for supplementary pages


Hey ho! I wondered whether the still sell bottles of 103 brandy in Spain, no doubt my accountant won't tell me when he gets back from holiday because I don't need him any more now.

I had trouble with my online application form but I am pleased to say that it is all sorted now.

I went into my local tax office and the people there were extremely helpful and friendly. I have also made my payment so it should get there in time.

I think I might start doing my self-assessment returns ASAP next time it wasn't all that difficult! Now that I know how.

Gee Whiz, here in Oz we have had self assessment for years and doing your returns on line is a breeze. The forms are so simple and instructions are easy to follow. Mind you, we can't claim much at all, unless you have a business. PAYE workers like me still get a refund though.

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Stephen

I'm pleased to hear it! Hopefully I should get a refund.
Business was very bad last year.

Thanks for the

Are you in Oz magazine, Australia or some other sort of Oz?

Australia, its the only Oz!

good on ya! dingo

Not a real native dingo, I was born in England and came here as a child....

Many people move from England to Australia.
Are you happy there?

My word I am. it is a beautiful place. I live in a city called Wollongong, just south of Sydney. Close to the beach and the mountains. All my kids live nearby, and the weather is fantastic.

I have never been back to England but will finally make the trip in July, all going well.



Steve

I read your introduction, yes you do look happy

Hopefully it will be warm enough for you in England in July

for that ladye_seagull... Better to be happy than sad though.

Not too worried if the weather is a bit cooler than here though, as long as I can get to a beach I will be happy...

P.S. May I add you to my Friends List please?

Steve

Feel Free

Thank you kindly...

you're welcome

Now you can start getting ready for next years' accounts.
"A stitch in time saves nine..."

I like this story...Eden is down the Far South Coast, a few hours from here..

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/diver-tells-of-shark-escape/2007/01/24/1169594362374.html

You can find some other sucker to help out as Assistant Editor and save the Post Office. Your sexist jokes are in extremely poor taste.

I think ChiKiSpirit is going to call her book:
"How to win friends and Influence people (nottttttt)..."
I hope you all have a lovely day.
I can't help either I'm too busy with the Girl Guides.

I'll be interested to see if they come up with any original ideas now that we've all walked out.