h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not one of those, for sure. I've just had a tooth out at the dentist (upper right pre molar roots - following the tooth being broken due to neglect).
My dentist is very good and I have a lot of confidence in her which helps. I'm working on my relaxation technique - which helps a lot - while I'm in the chair.

Mouth is numb so if I type with a lithp pleathe forgive me.

Make sure you cool your before sipping it

When I've had injections at the dentist, I go home, make a cup of tea and fail to notice it dribbling out both sides of my mouth.

I've been told not to have drinks at either end of the temperature range. Tepid is the word of the day.

The dentist has had a plate made to fill the gaps in my gob so I will be a denture wearer in the very near future. I think I'll tell everyone that they got knocked out playing rugby or boxing rather than they were lost to jelly babies and fairy cakes.

Let that be a warning to you...

Rub them on your vest, not put them into your gob

How true!
But would I listen?

I used to be a fan of farm machinery, but not any more. Now I'm an ex-tractor fan.

(I can't believe I've come out of semi-retirement just to post that joke.)

Poor Vestie I will be suffering the same fate in a few weeks

I've got to go in next week to get the plate fitted. No, not the hard rugby playing metal one in my head,the wimpy pink and white plastic one I'll have in my mouth for the rest of my life.

Great to see you EV! I'd like to say it was worth the wait for the tractor joke... but I won't but it's great to see you here again! What have you been up to? Daddifying about I expect.