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Speak clearer Mrs Vestie!

Post 1

Vestboy

My wife said to me while we were in the garden, "Our neighbour's an eejit."
"That's a bit harsh! What have they done?"
"What are you talking about?"
"You just said that our neighbour was an eejit."
"Wash your ears out. I said our neighbour's in Egypt!"


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Post 2

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


smiley - roflsmiley - rofl


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Post 3

aka Bel - A87832164

Time for a hearing aid for Vestie? smiley - run


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Post 4

Icy North

I swear they mentioned Pharaohs on the Shipping Forecast.


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Post 5

David B - Singing Librarian Owl

Heehee. It reminds me of the time when I was painting a set during my student years. It was all black, and was taking a Very Long Time. Having tired of the same three songs all day on the local radio station, someone had brought in their Abba Gold CD. Listening to one track, I could have sworn they were singing "Don't go wasting your emulsion"...


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Post 6

Vestboy

So you weren't listening to the Rolling Stones "Paint it Black"?


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Post 7

David B - Singing Librarian Owl

smiley - rolleyes No. Which is a shame, actually, as it's a better song! And an earworm. Uh-oh... better find something else to sing quick, or it'll be stuck in my head all week. smiley - yikes


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Post 8

loonycat - run out of fizz

I believe David Sylvian & co also sang about decorating: "I second that emulsion" smiley - run


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Post 9

David B - Singing Librarian Owl

Oh, dear. What have I started... Can't we just gloss over the mishearing?


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