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Waxing lyrical
Vestboy Started conversation Jul 17, 1999
I have come across an interesting earth hobby which I think I will take back with me - if my luggage ever arrives.
You take a strip of stuff like fly paper and press it hard over the hairiest bits of your anatomy (that aren't you head). Then you get all your friends around and they watch you pull it off as fast as you can.
Everyone ends up writhing about on the floor with tears coming out of their eyes and running down their cheeks, but the friends are making a different set of noises to you. They are also holding their sides while you are holding the bit of your body which is now hairless and is threatening to burst into flames.
According to the Intergalactic Etiquette book the flypaper/wax/duct tape should be paid for by the person who gets to their feet last at the end of the episode.
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