h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Having a superhero costume is a difficult business. Batman and Superman have an easy time. Batman's rich enough to pay someone to do his laundry and has spare cossies while Superman's step mum does all his laundry and makes him more cossies to order.
I, on the other hand, have managed to get stains on my costume. Even though they are probably easily removed with a wire brush, blow torch and some elbow grease I can't do it because another world shattering crisis could erupt and I'd be left nekkid with a bowl full of suds and a blush on me mush.
So, I am a stained superhero with gravy, chipfat and tommy k on me vest and I wouldn't like to say what's on the lower portion. I think I sat on some wet grass.
Anyway - I'm going to take to wearing my stuff in the bath and then using a hairdryer all over to try and speed up the process. The tumble dryer didn't work too well as I got dizzy, fell out and hit my head on the bit that sticks out where you put the money in.