h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's true! Every time I _athetically try to ty_e a word that has the letter _ in it, the letter ends up missing! _**s! What have I done to deserve this kind of thing?

Has a keeper of the letter "p" been appointed? Have you offended the Keeper? Or has Zaphod Beeblebrox started up a used "p" business?
Yours, temporarily lured from Lurking,
Zhora

I have no idea what I could have _ossibly done, whom I could have _ossibily offended. It seems as though I've been singled out, but what could I have _ossibly done??

Perhaps you are being too hard on yourself? Maybe it's a random selection?
Or maybe you need a new keyboard? In which case - expense....
Meantime, here are a few spare p's from me
PPPPP pppppppppppppppppppppppp
Hope they're useful.

I thank you for your kindness, but I fear that no matter the amount of _'s I'm given, they still end up missing one way or another. _erha_s there is some grand scheme against me

Even freely donated ones are going missing? You may be right about the conspiracy Kinda tricky that one. It couldn't be the Devil that made you do it could it? Methinks this needs further investigation..... Who can we call? busters?

Certainly not _oltergeist busters

Well ......they're not here.... (_oltergeist busters that is...). I'm confused by whole thing. There is definitely a bad joke in here somewhere about taking the p....... best not to let it out - yet!

What a horrible _un.

Sorry. I was trying to keep it hidden and out of sight.
What to do about your missing "p"s......
Send out a search Party?

i'm not sure that the _'s have gone that sort of missing...

Most confusing! How to proceed in their location? Could this be a twilight zone event?

I just realised that the moderators still moderated _iss even though the _ had long since u_ and went missing.

Good on 'em

Could they have taken them? Yes, even the missing can be moderated...

So, what's a nice user like you lurking in a _lace like this for?

*flies over and gently scatters some p's across the fertile plain in hopes of a future sprouting*

I have to lurk somewhere...
The title intrigued me, so I looked. Hope you don't mind

BTW - me nice You can't believe everything you read you know.
*does a raindance in hope of some rain for the Devil's ps to grow.....*

*opens his umbrella*

*puts on sou' wester wonders when the rain will start*
Nice weather for the garden....