h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 long day. i put off working on the wife's car for a week (hot rod dart) (is that an oxymoron?) was going to get back at it today,.... but.... the washing machine broke, her regular car broke down and i had to pick her up from work in my truck. that's when i noticed the bad tire on the truck. i limped the truck home, preped the dart for her use tomorrow. washing machine still broke, and here i sit playing. too much to do, not enough time....that's life.

But it's not television.

I did have something a bit more insightful to say, but I forgot...