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Yes I do know it's Christmas, thank you very much...
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Dec 24, 2004
...seeing as how my ever-helpful employers saw fit to thank the lackeys by presenting each and every one of us with a turkey. This may or may not have been symbolic. However, if the whole place is shut next week due to food poisoning they have only themselves to blame. 
*checks watch* Oh poo, I'll never be asleep before Santa comes now. Merry Christmas! 
Yes I do know it's Christmas, thank you very much...
I'm not really here Posted Dec 25, 2004
Merry Christmas, and enjoy the turkey! What was in that big pressie??
Yes I do know it's Christmas, thank you very much...
Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Dec 26, 2004
But what if you were a vegetarian???
Jolly fat happy Santas and lots of Christmas pudding greetings to you 
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Vestboy Posted Dec 26, 2004
Vegetarians had to keep them as pets I expect.
Meateater to partner: I've plucked it and stuffed it, all you've gotta do is kill it and cook it.
Christmas tikdings to one and all! 
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