This is a Journal entry by Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

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Post 1

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Everyone who didn't come to the Alton Towers meet last weekend should go and stand in the corner with their head bowed, looking thoroughly miserable. I realise it would have to be a very big corner, but you get the idea.

I lost my Alton Towers virginity on Nemesis (which involves being strapped into a seat and then dangled from a rollercoaster track which you whizz around at great speed) and Air (which involves being strapped into a seat, flipped face downwards and *then* dangled from a rollercoaster track which you whizz around at great speed). The committed Airheads amongst us managed to ride Air twice within half an hour on Sunday morning, as most of Saturday's queueing public was presumably nursing hangovers from the sumptuous and decadent "apres-Air" parties I've just invented. smiley - erm

Oh yes, and after the flume ride I'm afraid we were very, very wet. smiley - biggrin


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - wah why didn't I go smiley - erm well asides I don't like any rides of that kind smiley - bigeyes ,wah> smiley - ale


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Post 3

A Super Furry Animal

I'm sorry I didn't make it. I was busy crashing a car. smiley - bruised

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 4

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

I didn't make it either... I was 5000km away, as usual.smiley - erm


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Demon Drawer

You lost you virginity on Nemisis smiley - yikes How did you manage that????


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Post 6

Vestboy

He probably had a hole in his pocket.


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Post 7

Demon Drawer

Gosh! How did anyone find the pocket and extract the contents while strapped into Nemisis though?


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Post 8

Beatrice

Nemesis is soooo cool - my fave coaster ever! I still treasure my fridge magnet....


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Post 9

Vestboy

They must have used fridge magnets.


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Post 10

Demon Drawer

I didn't realise EV ahd a Prince Albert! smiley - yikes


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Post 11

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I think there may have been a tiny misunderstanding somewhere in this conversation. smiley - erm


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Post 12

Demon Drawer

WE think not!


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Post 13

Vestboy

Now, now! Don't be self depracating. I'm sure its a huge misunderstanding.


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Post 14

Demon Drawer

How huge Vestbot?

smiley - rofl


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Post 15

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ahem. What's that you say, Freddy? Crashing a car? smiley - erm


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Post 16

Vestboy

*Holds hands impresive distance from one another*
At least this huge.


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Post 17

Demon Drawer

Wow!!! No wonder I've never seen EV in a kilt! smiley - winkeye


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Post 18

A Super Furry Animal

I managed to test it to destruction, as it were. It is now an ex-car. It has ceased to be.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 19

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*ignoring the filth going on behind him*

smiley - yikes Oh dear! Are you okay?


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Post 20

A Super Furry Animal

Yes, I'm OK, I sustained a minor blow to the head smiley - bruised. The car sustained rather more damage. The term "beyond economic repair" has been used. There's also a bill for a road sign that I managed to demolish along the way.

Bet you don't get *that* at Alton Towers!

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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