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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 21, 2003
£3.89? 
Is that enough to get him to sit in a bath of f***ing beans? 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Nov 21, 2003
Still trying to get my head round f*****g beans. Now, are the beans making sweet love while he sits there all prudish and celibate?
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dasilva Posted Nov 21, 2003
You were the one working for the credit card co EV - didn't you embezel even a little?
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Nov 21, 2003
I once got a warning at Scottish Gas for nosing at my mum's electric account. I was in the gas dept but apparently that wasn't the point...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 21, 2003
At those interest rates? Not bleeding likely. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 21, 2003
Do you think f***ing beans are like jumping beans, only a bit more explicit?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 21, 2003
It's Heinz's 58th variety. 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Nov 21, 2003
Here we are, kiddies! Heinz's F***ing Beans - guaranteed to put a smile on your face!
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Nov 21, 2003
I could add more to that, but this is a *family* site after all...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 21, 2003
Aw mum, why can't we have copulating spaghetti like we did last week? 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Nov 21, 2003
No, you saw the state young Jimmy got into last week with it...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 21, 2003
Awwwwww! 
I promise I won't lick the plate again...
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Nov 21, 2003
And stop making rude shapes with the strands!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 21, 2003
I'm not! It just happens!
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Nov 22, 2003
How come your hands smell like tomato, you saucy little beggar?!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 22, 2003
A big boy did it and ran away!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 22, 2003
And we didn't even raise enough to stop Cliff singing!
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Mister Matty Posted Nov 22, 2003
Sorry, but this thread is decending to the same level of "humour" as Children in Need itself.
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- 81: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 21, 2003)
- 82: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Nov 21, 2003)
- 83: dasilva (Nov 21, 2003)
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