This is a Journal entry by Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

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Post 61

Mister Matty

"Have you never seen ITV2?"

No. I have pauper TV.


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Post 62

dasilva

Is that what they mean by Pauer View? smiley - blush


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Post 63

dasilva

+p


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Post 64

Mister Matty

Christ, it's getting bad when the best thing you've seen all night is these two throwing eggs at each other whilst dancing to the stripper music.


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Post 65

Mister Matty

"I've a great idea!!!!!! Let's have Fish out of Marillion seeing if he can recognise... fish!!"

Wasn't that one of Alan Partridge's programme suggestions?


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Post 66

dasilva

They're doing a "Never mind the Buzzcocks" kick? smiley - erm


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Post 67

fords - number 1 all over heaven

ITV2 is dire. So very, very dire.


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Post 68

Mister Matty

speaking of dire... it's Sting!


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Post 69

Zak T Duck

Mmmm, repeats of Emmerdale interspersed with Jerry Springer and Letterman smiley - winkeye


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Post 70

dasilva

Yes Croz, we'd aaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll rather have that smiley - biggrin


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Post 71

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Oh aye, I mean sod programmes like QI and Little Britain....


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Post 72

dasilva

I have to work nights, I don't get to chose from such a select, high brow menu of dishes smiley - winkeye


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Post 73

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Hey, they're more highbrow than Emmerdale, that's for sure! smiley - tongueout


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Post 74

dasilva

Still better than two people catching eggs to the striptease!


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Post 75

fords - number 1 all over heaven

And what about the newsreaders? Terrible!

Croz and I have decided to combine our life savings if Cliff doesn't sing. So far, we have £2.46...


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Post 76

Mister Matty

Hold, on, you're mouthing off about ITV2 (a digital station) and now pretending to be poor...?

Pull t'other one.


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Post 77

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*empties pockets*
I have approximately 47p in small change, which I'm willing to donate as long as Cliff keeps his trap shut. smiley - ok


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Post 78

dasilva

I'll chip in mine, you now have £1.43 smiley - erm


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Post 79

Mister Matty

I'll give £10 if Phil "f**king" Collins doesn't show his stupid bald head on this...

Oh, too late smiley - run


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Post 80

fords - number 1 all over heaven

So how much do we have now, collectively?


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