h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I wanna LIVE in "hoookerville"!

I'm not sure that I have the proper footware, though. It's really sad.

Who cares about "Hookerville"? I want to live in Funkytown! *struts off in red vinyl hiphuggers*

*struts back in briefly*

What do you think of the afro? Is it a good look?

I thought the 'fro was supposed to be on your head.

*giggles at beetle and Spartus*

*Offers an array of picks in various rainbow colors for all of Spart's picking needs*

*Runs off to watch "Car Wash"*

*stands in the corner and dances to YMCA*

When I have a house, a really real house, I'm gonna install one of those "Saturday Night Fever" light-up floors in one of the rooms.

S'true.

Just so's everybody knows, disco's nice, but Hoookerville is a different town than Hookerville. (Although, admittedly, Hookerville is more popular).

They're not quite the same in the same way that pate is not quite paste.

Where are you gonna pu the floor, amanda? Cause like the bathroom would be a really neat place to do that, showering with a black light.

Yeah, but I would be really tempted to "freak out" in the shower and get down with my bad self...

An area with slick tiles and running water is not always the best place for that.

Good for fancy dance moves, though.

Besides, I was gonna put a Slip 'n' Slide in the bathroom, but of course that's just me.