h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not so sure about life. I don't have any real and serious problems like some people do, but I have trivial problems that seem real and serious to me.

I see myself as a plain, verging on ugly, girl with a sharp and often quirky sense of humour.
I loose my temper easily and at these times I become selfish, moody and posessive.
Most of the time, I try my best to get on with life despite having no clear set of beliefs.
A lot of the time I feel out of my depth, as though being short has affected my ability to cope with life.
I listen to the lyrics in songs and can almost always find something in my life to relate them to.
I fall in love easily, but it's never true, just lust. I fall out of love slowly but inevitably.
I need to be told several times a minute that I am needed and wanted. My ego is so fragile.
I can work hard, but I'm lazy and I often choose to do the bare minimum I can get away with.
Sometimes I try to see myself as others see me, but not often because it unnerves me.
When my ego blooms, it does it with style and I become completely selfless.
At these times, I often get the feeling that I'm trying to compensate for a tremendous lack of self-confidence.
Most of all, I hate to feel ignored.

Diagnosis: You're human.

Considering that, you seem normal enough. Of course, I also suffer from the malady of being merely human, so what do I know?

And I also hate being ignored. Can't the people around see how great I am?

I don't think it's entirely true that I hate to be ignored. I only hate it when it suits me. I either want to be totally left alone or the centre of attention. In keeping with my motto: "If I can't do things in excess, what's the point in doing them at all?"

Meanwhile, I'm sure, as God's Gift To Women, that you radiate personality and charisma.

So, you've read my page. What made you choose to drop by?

I'll frequently roam randomly about the Guide, clicking on whatever, in the search for anything interesting that catches my eye. I can't remember what sequence of pages and posts brought me here, but it was during one of those wanderings that I must have seen something you posted and it made me curious about the author. And so here I arrived and found someplace interesting. Glad to meet you.

Glad to meet you too.

I'm glad you found my page interesting. It's not so great really. Just this humble place, I call homepage.