h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

24th August 2001 No!! Not "Amused" (as in "We are not amused") After ages at h2g2 I finally decided that I would nominate myself as Muse of Limericks and Pointless Doggerel - an art in which I have long indulged, but lately, I am pleased to say, I feel that I am getting quite good at it. I think it's thanks to the challenges in the Limerick thread at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F63419?thread=120392 where the standard is quite good - leading me to ever greater heights of doggerel What long and convoluted sentences I am quite proud to say that I have been accepted :-D I have put an "ad" on my space - we'll see what happens ... I think that I'd like to write "Rhymes By Order" o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~ o/~

Are you still writing rhymes to order? I'd like a rhyme to get me to work in the mornings please =) I haven't much monet (i mean money, i don't have any monet either but that doesn't usually bother me) but i can pay you in and and es??

I ANDROKTONE

My Pleasure!! and no payment is required - but if you use it anywhere a credit would be appreciated

How's this??


It's time to rise and shine
Though for my bed I pine
But I really must eat
So I'll just find my feet
And prepare to toe a fine line

It's hard to get to work
And the boss is really a jerk
But I really must go
To toil for some dough
They won't pay me to stay home and lurk


Feisor

ooh thankyou!



very motivational =)

I am so pleased that you liked it!! Thanks for the advertising
Though a simple "Feisor" link at the bottom would have been more than enough payment

sorry i was feeling a bit overenthusiatic yesterday
too much no doubt...