h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...sounds like supercalifragilisticexpialadocious. One example is
"a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis" but I've heard more.
This has been bugging me for some time now.

Hey Fenchurch are you still using that "brain-hurting" keyboard? Typing things like that cannot be good for you if you are...

Well, I know that my brain hurts after reading her threads. Not that it is a bad thing, but I should be doing work since I have things to do before I go to my new job.

No, I've got a purely english- symbol keyboard now, so typing things like supercallefragilisticexpialidocious doesn't hurt my brain . But- grrrr- now I'm never home to use it . Oh well.

Come home Fenchurch! All is forgiven...!

As in
"Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,he suffered from bad breath. This made him what?
A super-callused, fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."
?

That's it! I love you! Woud you like to be on my mayoral cabinet? All of you... how about this?

Tube: Chief Jokester
Hypoman: Miniter of Spelling, Grammar, and Punctuation
Garibaldi: Musical Advisor

I acknowledge that this is probably a setup, Fenchurch, but I'll happily be a MINISTER of Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation. I also sideline in Prominent Rectitude, so I am useful to have around for the almost inevitable scandal which your opponents will try to foment.

Do Mayors HAVE ministerial cabinets...?

"Hey, why not?" he says. The point of sitting on a cupboard is not entierly clear to me but... who's the Mayor round here? So, do your worst, sign me up.

Well you could sit on the linen closet if you'd really like, but I don't know how well it'd hold, as it has slowly been detaching itself from the wall...

Hypoman, you've got it. You're the first one to have two offices! Everyone, clap for Hypoman! And incidentally, I truly *didn't* do that 'miniter' thing on purpose. Which is why your job is *extreeeemely* important!

Of course mayors have cabinets! After all, I need lots of people to supress the revolt when I declare myself cheif monarch....

If you are the monarch, you're already supreme - why do you need to declare yourself "cheif" as well...?

I am pleased to be of assistance - I live to serve!

To give my grammar advisor something to do. Besides, 'Chief Monarch' sounds a whole lot better than just 'Monarch'... or how about 'Cheif Supreme Monarch'? If *I* were queen, would Australia still want to be under the monarchy?

A slightly detached linen closet? Ah well... But thy majorly mayoral Majesty might want to reconsider the placement of thine jester as I could break my funny bones if thy linen gives way beneath me.

Fenchurch, being "under the monarchy" would be a lot more fun if you were Queen, I don't doubt!

The "Cheif Supreme Monarch", I suppose, can call herself what she likes...!