h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gerr, splat, yuk.
Hate packing. Especially on the epic scale required for University.
I seem to have sprouted excess clothes, cds, books, cutlery all of which need to go back. AND lets not go into all the little little weirdly shaped objects that seem to HAVE to go in somewhere. And the talking Eeyore who has to be packed delicately or he'll talk all the way to Scotland....

What ho! Just bimbling around looking for names I vaguely recognise on the "Who's Online" thingumy. This is not because I am in any way bored. No siree Bob. Anyroads, got any biscuits? And how are you? All set for the security checks and random searches as you negotiate the new princely charms of St. Andrews?

*passes biscuits, chocolate and other temptations*

yeah, I'm thinking that my Water Pistol might not be allowed in

glad you're not bored.....

Hmm lovely biccys these
Perhaps if you paint a Royal coat of arms on the side of the pistol and maybe write "I love Willy" on the side of your bag you'll get away with it. Do you think he'll change things much? I can't really see him going down the Union on a Saturday night for a game of pool.

I never played pool at the union...
must try that sometime

You know, I'd hate to spoil the water pistol, perhaps I could just paint the crest on the side of the car - somewhere small and inobvious of course

Could always dress up in the biggest hat you can find and try to claim your his Gran come visiting. That ought to get you through.


Munchkin, who can't remember when he last saw his water pistol, must look for it.

big hats????
no I don't think I have one of them - only the funny little black one I used as part of my last halloween costume.
for which I didn't need my water pistol..