h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In the spirit of 'Where's Wally?' (or 'Where's Waldo'), we ask the question 'Where's the Hot Tub?'

Hmmm, that tree looks familer, and look at the ridiculous farming plots around here. This strikes me as familier, I remember mocking this setting for it's sheer idiocy.
And who's that poncy cretin in the blue vest and the ridiculous kiss-curl? It looks remarcebly like...Timothy Brisby!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!!!!!!

We've landed in the set of NIMH 2!!!!!

good question.. it seems to me that it wants to play a game of hide and seek... But it dosn't realize that it's rather big and can't hide behind that red a purple palm tree *points towards a large white thing behind the tree* And it seems we left our duck in there.. Hey quacky over here!!!!
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~OOL

Red and purple palm tree? Phew, obviously we haven't landed in the set of NIMH 2, though the tree did look familier, and I'm sure that was Timothy Brisby...

Maybe all is not quite what it seems...

Click here for more information on Timmy:
http://thornvalley.zinkproductions.com/wanted.html

Notice I use the name 'Timmy'.

Timmy's not one of Anonymouse's relatives do you think? There are certain similarities (hope Mousey doesn't mind the comparison )...

I'm all full from those Swaffles, so I might just have a little snooze in the tub.
zzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzz

Anonymouse has never heard of da Briz, but I think he's lying. I think that Anonymouse is actually TIMMY!!!!!
Sonavabitch!
Actually, from what I've seen of NIMH 2, I think it looks alright. Fair enough.

*pushes glasses up nose*
I've got to put my contacts back in. I can't risk losing my specs in all these hot tub jumps!

Oh, dear God...I desperately hope that is not a robot coming out of that pecan grove over there...it does look metallic...help me somebody, my glasses are all smeared and I can't see!!
silversolstice

How come on the left of the screen, it says you've posted that just now, whilst on the right it says 9 minutes ago. Wierd.

Thank goodness somebody's replied to the hottub. I thought you'd all dies or something and I'd have to sort it all out on my own.

Well, I'll just sit back and relax for now.

the one is when i started to write the reply, the other is when i finished it. Or so I theorize. I made many revisions, and when i finished, it said I had posted 4 mins ago, which I knew was not right, thus my theory.

No, I am not dead at all; restaurants would not attempt to serve me were i dead.

But is that a robot over there? If it is, there's a possibility that it's Marvin, and if so, we need to move the hottub again. FAST!!

silversolstice

Whenever I post in me & Lisa The Freak's 'exclusive' conversations (as I call them), it always says 4 mins ago when I post it. Grrr.

I for one vote for the hottub staying. Even if where we are now is the wierdest on record. I'm not moving again.

But, hey, I said -I- wasn't moving! Doesn't mean the rest of you can! Hey, come back here!!!!!

(another Hitch-hiker's quote. they seem terrible fashionable now)

IM CONFUSED... but alas, i always am. too many distractions in this big big place. and now my tummy is a rumbling so i must regurgitate the food i just ate. *gross i know, but its reality* maybe i can relax in the hot tub... hrmm..... i need a back rub... any voluteers??


*venus_chicka

*rubs venus_chicka's back with sandpaper*

*edges nervously out of the hot tub to avoid hurting venus_chicka's feelings while simultaneously avoiding the spectacle. Walks over to talk to Marvin.*

This is a big thing meeting you man. I've always admired your work. when I was still a spotty teenager full of my own self pity, I thought that we had like... a bond y'know... I identified with you SO much. But times change and now I you for what you are: an elecronic sulking machine (had to slip a quote in there somewhere ). And Radiohead of all people named a song after you of all things, even though it had nothing to do with 'Paranoid Androids' as the title suggests and.... hey, am I boring you?

o mike.. u know how to treat a lady sandpaper... just what i needed....

*venus_chicka

You haven't heard how I lost my girlfriend.

Sounds like a story is about to be told....

Certainly not!

It is pretty poor taste, how it happened. And not 'poor taste' as in cutting up people with carving knives, I mean poor taste as in something which society as a whole refuses to accept, and will persecute anyone that decides to talk about it.
You really want to know, you email me.

Crimney, how morbid!

i wansta know mike! TEMME!!!!! email me: [email protected]

anyways

im bored. hmmmm and hungry.. chips are good.


*venus_chicka

"...something which society as a whole refuses to accept, and will persecute anyone that decides to talk about it."

Honestly, I was going to let the whole story thing pass, but your word have piqued my curiosity:

[email protected]

I'm with venus_chicka