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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 13, 2000
I love that movie.
"That was a hell of a thing."
I LOVE that movie! 
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 14, 2000
I am sensing that you have a bias against those who enjoy rocks.
*squints*
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 15, 2000
When i first read that, i thought it said "*sqirts*"
I was wondering what you were doing with squirting rocks. That just doesn't sound right.
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 15, 2000
*sets up a new Squirting Rock stand*
Only $1.50 per rock! Amaze your friends! Terrify your neighbors! Squirt your boss with a descrete and handy Squirting Rock!!
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 16, 2000
It's too late, I patented rocks ages ago. I'm going to sue you.
*writes up a lawsuit in crayon*
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 17, 2000
*takes a high powered light bulb and melts crayon into gooey mess*
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 17, 2000
BBBBWAAHHHHHHH!!
*holds melted crayon in her hands and sobs at the unfairness of it all* Now I'll NEVER be able to sue!!
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 17, 2000
Quick! Get your Grandmother or some reasonable substitute! I'm running out of money here!
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 17, 2000
*grabs a shovel and pail*
This may take a few minutes.
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 17, 2000
*sits down to wait*
*tries to write with the melted mess*
*cries*
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 18, 2000
*consols krissy*
Look, why don't we just split the royalities of the rock. I'll take 20%. You can have the rest 'and' this nifty pack of 64 crayons with a built in sharpener.
Whatdoyousay?
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