h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That you can unsubscribe from forum threads now. I find that very interesting and helpful.

You're going to unsubscribe to all the threads I've posted in aren't you? Oooo I bet you are. I can just tell when someone's about to snub me.

Hrumph.

*snubs a bit*

If it weren't for you, i'd hardly be posting at all. You're safe.

wooHOO!

*does a boogy dance to celebrate her safeness*

*stabs krissy with a banana*

what do you know, i lied.

*dies a horrible, potassium-induced death*

No wait! It was a prop bananna with retractable fruit! You aren't dead, only stunned.

Whew! Thank got it wasn't a grapefruit or we'd have all been goners!

A squirt of grapefruit in the eye will get 'em every time.

I know I'd surrender. Even if I had an uzi and outnumbered my enemy, a squirt of grapefruit in the eye and I'd be puttin' up my hands faster than you could scream OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

*holds a knife to a half white grapefruit*

No one moves, or the grapefruit gets it!

*screams and passes out*

That was easy.

Well, I'm emotional.

How do you think the grapefruit felt?

I didn't hear it make a sound. I bet it's a double-agent grapefruit.

*looks*

Yup, it's a pinko.