This is a Journal entry by beetle, return of

There is a cat on me

Post 1

beetle, return of

I was supposed to be at work today, but i felt absolutely terrible so i didn't go, and i didn't go to the game tonight for the first time in a long time. It is a policy of mine that if i can't make it to work, i shouldn't make it to a movie instead, unless i am staying out to take a day off which i don't do.

So today i tried to sleep on the floor, in the hall, in the kitchen, anywhere to get my back strait. I found as soon as i laid down, a cat climbed atop of me to sleep. It's no good. I can't deftly avoid cats sleeping on me when i am asleep myself. Anyone who has seen me sleep can atest to the soundness of my sleep. When i sleep, i mean it.

I've been listening to 80's german pop music too. Odd effect on your dreams.


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Post 2

Classic Krissy

Awww... I LOVE it when cats sleep on me. As long as they stay off my actual FACE. It's lurve!

What 80's German pop music were you listening to?

And I didn't want to go to work today...smiley - sadface But I did. It's a good thing I did 'cause it's a buisy day.

*kicks it* Stoopid work.


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Post 3

beetle, return of

Falco, Nina, Trio, Kraftwerk, the usual.


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Post 4

Classic Krissy

*smiles and nods*

Oohhh yeahhh... Yeahh... I'm cool.. I know what you're talking about... yeahhhh...


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Post 5

beetle, return of

I thought yuo might, you looked the type.


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Post 6

Spartus

Now iz ze time on Sprockets ven ve dance.


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Post 7

Classic Krissy

TOUCH MY MONKEY! TOUCH IT!


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Post 8

beetle, return of

*almost touches Krissy's monkey*

Is Andy going to be upset if i touch it?


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Post 9

Classic Krissy

Hah. Andy can stuff it if he does. And I DON'T mean the monkey.

TOUCH IT!


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Post 10

beetle, return of

*touches krissy's monkey*

Anyone got a cig?


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Post 11

Classic Krissy

The monkey does. But you'll have to touch him again.


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Post 12

Spartus

A cigarette-dispensing monkey? Does he fetch beer?


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Post 13

Classic Krissy

He sure as hell does.

TOUCH HIM!


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Post 14

Spartus

*touches the monkey*

Caffrey's, please. smiley - smiley


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Post 15

Classic Krissy

*monkey despenses Caffreys*

Ahhhhhhh yes. My monkey plan is working well.


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Post 16

Spartus

I...hope that...that he dispensed that from....a fridge or...something....


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Post 17

Classic Krissy

Uhhhhhh . Yeahhhhhhh. Refrigerator.... *nods slowly*


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Post 18

beetle, return of

What else do you have in your monkey?


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Post 19

Classic Krissy

*ghasps*

*slaps beetle*

*stalks off*


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Post 20

beetle, return of

*Turns on a cd and plays chess with the monkey*


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