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beetle, return of Started conversation Mar 2, 2000
I was listening to IG last night, nt thinking about much. Today i had to stay out of work because of my shoulders again. Bother. What to do, what to do. Do you think it's possible to live on romen noodles? That and broccalli (which i never spell right) and brussel sprouts (which are kinda like little cabbages) and strawberries, and a really good spinach and tomato pizza, and sometimes a warm brownie, oh and...
and so forth.
fifthly- What knee is up when the crow barks at the ground? What is the meaning of the carrot, when politics are played with mallets? What say the cat, when the fur goes south for the cornflakes?
I need some sleep, i think.
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Spartus Posted Mar 3, 2000
I don't know. That's the most sense I've seen anyone make in a long, long time.
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beetle, return of Posted Mar 3, 2000
the noosa chicken, often noted for it's characteristic third beak.
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Amanda Posted Mar 4, 2000
Listen to its haunting, ritualistic mating call....
UUUooooookkkKKKAAA! nooooosanoooooosanoooooosanoooooosa. BUGOCK!!!
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an apple tree Posted Mar 5, 2000
i read somewhere that brussel sprouts are actually baby cabbages, like baby Corn...only less yellow and kernally
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Classic Krissy Posted Mar 6, 2000
Yes, but it bore repeating. And the corn angle was entirely new. I've never heard brussel sprouts compared to baby corn in quite that way before.
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beetle, return of Posted Mar 6, 2000
I would think it just has never occured to anyone before.
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an apple tree Posted Mar 10, 2000
i was just wondering, is all, why there aren't More of those 'baby' type treats....i mean there's those strange, skinned, small carrots that you can buy in bags if you live in the us, but it's hardly as exciting as opening a Tin with 'baby something' written on the label, is it?
all that aluminium.....*shudders of delight* come ONNNNNN!!!! i want baby peas that will fit into my mini m&m, millenium shaped kandy dispenser so i can injest much less fat, whilst still enjoying the full flavour of something that comes from a moulded, plastic dicpenser. WHY haven't the consumer providers caught up with my needs?? AY?
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Classic Krissy Posted Mar 10, 2000
*waggles her eyebrows*
Do you have PEZ???? PEZ is extremely wonderful for that "snacking out of fun-shaped plastic" urge!
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beetle, return of Posted Mar 10, 2000
How about a plastic garlic clove dispenser? Or a small brass band dispenser? Never know when the sudden urge for a small brass band will arise.
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Classic Krissy Posted Mar 11, 2000
It's funny you should mention that because I am SO needing a small brass band. And what is the good of a band without a dispensor?
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what you know as km Posted Mar 11, 2000
*nods* How small a band did you have in mind? Because we have these Nixon-and-Agnew-shaped salt and pepper shakers that could probably be in a small brass dispenser band, even though they're ceram... they... ohh, sorry.
*slinks away*
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