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The cow have come home to roost
beetle, return of Started conversation Nov 27, 1999
Cows around the world celebrate another holiday that doesn't involve eating mass quantities of beef. We spoke to a Mr. and Mrs. Bovine who had this to say:
Well, you know, everyone is always eating us, you know. Don't like that much, but what can you do. I just think people should eat more turkey and chicken, and not just on holidays. I say let them eat birds year round, that what i say. Or duck. There's an under ate animal.
The Pigs agree. But declined to be quoted for this comment.
The cow have come home to roost
Spartus Posted Nov 27, 1999
You're interviewing *cows*? I think we need some photos.
The cow have come home to roost
beetle, return of Posted Nov 27, 1999
Spartus, these are Holy Cows. They believe that takeing a picture will steal their souls.
The cow have come home to roost
Spartus Posted Nov 28, 1999
Holy C--I can't do it. I'm gonna start over.
*starts over*
Wow! Really? How do they feel about digital cameras?
The cow have come home to roost
beetle, return of Posted Nov 28, 1999
I wouldn't know. I don't have one.
The cow have come home to roost
Spartus Posted Nov 28, 1999
Oh. I was just thinking, 'cause, like, um, there's no film in those and so...er...can you store a cow's soul on a memory card?
The cow have come home to roost
beetle, return of Posted Nov 28, 1999
I think you can store their stomaches on the card, but it's a bit messy.
The cow have come home to roost
Spartus Posted Nov 28, 1999
But I don't have 4 cards!
*wails and runs off, and is only briefly startled by running into a tree*
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