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The cow have come home to roost

Post 1

beetle, return of

Cows around the world celebrate another holiday that doesn't involve eating mass quantities of beef. We spoke to a Mr. and Mrs. Bovine who had this to say:

Well, you know, everyone is always eating us, you know. Don't like that much, but what can you do. I just think people should eat more turkey and chicken, and not just on holidays. I say let them eat birds year round, that what i say. Or duck. There's an under ate animal.

The Pigs agree. But declined to be quoted for this comment.


The cow have come home to roost

Post 2

Spartus

You're interviewing *cows*? I think we need some photos.


The cow have come home to roost

Post 3

beetle, return of

Spartus, these are Holy Cows. They believe that takeing a picture will steal their souls.


The cow have come home to roost

Post 4

Spartus

Holy C--I can't do it. I'm gonna start over.

*starts over*

Wow! Really? How do they feel about digital cameras?


The cow have come home to roost

Post 5

beetle, return of

I wouldn't know. I don't have one.


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Post 6

Spartus

Oh. I was just thinking, 'cause, like, um, there's no film in those and so...er...can you store a cow's soul on a memory card?


The cow have come home to roost

Post 7

beetle, return of

I think you can store their stomaches on the card, but it's a bit messy.


The cow have come home to roost

Post 8

Spartus

But I don't have 4 cards!

*wails and runs off, and is only briefly startled by running into a tree*


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