h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What a week! Parties... even more parties.... escaped rodents... recaptured rodents... Antique bookfairs... film stars... Attack of the Martin Clunes ... Spiderman (ing fantastic...

*theme from The Great Escape can be heard in the background*

Did the rodents dig a tunnel or go over the wall?

And what happened with Clunes?

Over the wall! Still back now.

That is my name for Attack of the Clones!

*sticks fingers in ears*

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

*spot the person who hasn't seen it yet *

Saw Spiderman too

I wish there was a cinema closer to where I live.

*Hint*

Take a book with you when see '... Clones'

Its not that inspiring then?

Last half an hour is great... you just have to sit through 2 mediocre hours first!

*makes note to take pillow and alarm clock*

Nah, it's much better than that. You only need a book (or even a vomit bag) for the love scenes.

Clones = insulting cack.
Spidey = extremely entertaining nonsense with a poor ending.

Its all nonsense, thats why its fun.

I am thinking of starting a Society for the Protection of R4 Units.

Obi Wan left his out in the rain!

I'd like to start a Society for the Abolition of Embarrassing 'Space Diners'.

Oh, how I cringed.

All I have to say on the subject of Spidey is THWIP... "WOO-HOO!"

I hated the dinner too! V embarrassing! If I was George Lucas I would be ashamed of that film actually.

And it was *way* too long - if it had been 45 minutes it would have been a really good film.

Well, it would have been shorter, and that would have been a blessing in itself.