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Cheeky mare!
Abi Started conversation Feb 22, 2002
To the bloke on the 8.29 to Cannon Street this morning who called me a 'Fat Cow', I would just like to repeat here what I told you and the rest of the carriage this morning.
Honey, if it prevents me being attractive to people like you then bring on the lard - I will have it intravenously!!
(And having sneaked a look at your lap, I can see you have a problem with size.)
Cheeky mare!
Whisky Posted Feb 22, 2002
* round of applause for Abi *
what a wonderful comeback... That's the sort of response I always think of... about twenty minutes too late usually 
whisky
Cheeky mare!
Abi Posted Feb 22, 2002
Thanks Whisky!
That is one of the rare occasions I managed to think on my feet. At first I was going to snap at him - but then I thought why sink to his level?
How are you my friend?
Cheeky mare!
Whisky Posted Feb 22, 2002
I'm fine, apart from spending far too much time playing with H2G2 when I really should be getting on with w**k 
... Oh well, at least this place keeps me sane(ish).
I'm having one of those days in the office. Lost three hours work this morning coz I closed the wrong window in MS Word and pressed'no I don't want to save changes', realising what I'd done about two milliseconds too late. Re-typed it all, saved it on a server only to have someone come along twenty minutes later and overwrite the file. 
.
Apart from that, on a more fun note, how are things going with the Ace's recruitment, (desperate for another shiny badge on my page 
)...
Oh, and next time you wander past the database servers, could you give them a kick from me .
whisky
Cheeky mare!
Whisky Posted Feb 22, 2002
Aw, thanks Abi, that's just made my day
*skips off happily to check out the ace forum*
* runs back in *
I am rude, here have some 
and 
whisky
Cheeky mare!
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Feb 28, 2002
gah! steal my thuder why dont you! i was gonna say you go girl!
Cheeky mare!
unremarkable: Lurker, OMFC, LPAS Posted Feb 28, 2002
well done Abi!
that man is, well, a 
dont let it steal your joy!
Cheeky mare!
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Mar 1, 2002
his reason:
he gained weight and lost his girlfriend who is model for swimwear,
because she does not like guys who gain few grams (onces).
his ex-girlfriend made him the envy of his friends, of course!
his friends made eat fastfood, wich his ex dislikes.
but all is no reason to call you names, Abidorable!
Cheeky mare!
Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation Posted Mar 19, 2002
Abidorable? OK. Well done, Abi!
Me, I'd have wedged him in a door, but then he might have got a bit cross...
Whoami?
Cheeky mare!
Abi Posted Mar 19, 2002
It would also have held up the train and I might have got lynched for that one!
Cheeky mare!
Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation Posted Mar 19, 2002
Not an external door, Abi! I was only joking...
Whoami?
Cheeky mare!
Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted May 1, 2002
A fine witty comeback committed to posterity.
You should have a gold 
.
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- 1: Abi (Feb 22, 2002)
- 2: Whisky (Feb 22, 2002)
- 3: Abi (Feb 22, 2002)
- 4: Whisky (Feb 22, 2002)
- 5: Abi (Feb 22, 2002)
- 6: Whisky (Feb 22, 2002)
- 7: J'au-æmne (Feb 28, 2002)
- 8: Abi (Feb 28, 2002)
- 9: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Feb 28, 2002)
- 10: J'au-æmne (Feb 28, 2002)
- 11: unremarkable: Lurker, OMFC, LPAS (Feb 28, 2002)
- 12: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Mar 1, 2002)
- 13: Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation (Mar 19, 2002)
- 14: Abi (Mar 19, 2002)
- 15: Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation (Mar 19, 2002)
- 16: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 27, 2002)
- 17: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (May 1, 2002)
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